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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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Bladderpool · 01/10/2025 19:55

Charredtea · 01/10/2025 19:04

Yes I think this sounds right, especially Rebecca. I’m sure Anita is older but I know people around her age who look like her but also looks like she’s had work at some point around the brows so she could be older.
paul is hard to tell depending on his lifestyle!

Anita looks considerably older than 54, maybe she’s been a heavy smoker but I would have thought she was about 60 and Bez about 65.

secureyourbook · 01/10/2025 19:58

Bladderpool · 01/10/2025 19:55

Anita looks considerably older than 54, maybe she’s been a heavy smoker but I would have thought she was about 60 and Bez about 65.

Bloody hell, is she really 54? She looks nearer 64 to me.

Bladderpool · 01/10/2025 20:01

secureyourbook · 01/10/2025 19:58

Bloody hell, is she really 54? She looks nearer 64 to me.

According to the show she’s 54, in her introduction we all shouted “are you fuck!” It’s either a hard paper round or she’s telling pork pies.

FightingFish · 01/10/2025 20:03

The problem was that Sarah came across badly at the dinner party, basically painting Dean as totally unattractive and telling anyone that would listen that. Both Dean & Sarah are pretty average looking (like most of us), it’s not as if she is a total stunner and they are mismatched looks wise.

loveawineloveacrisp · 01/10/2025 20:03

Just read something online about Dean calling him a pound shop James Corden, and it's spot on!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 01/10/2025 20:06

loveawineloveacrisp · 01/10/2025 20:03

Just read something online about Dean calling him a pound shop James Corden, and it's spot on!

He is, hard agree

There's a particular video that springs to mind of James corden being a dick to Patrick Stewart at an awards show - thats how i imagine Dean's actual personality to be

menopausalfart · 01/10/2025 21:02

Blindfold at the ready. Not sure I want to watch.

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:04

There were definitely feathery things in the intro.

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:05

Dean. You are not funny.

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gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:05

How loaded is Ashley?

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:06

Dean's accent is AWFUL

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:07

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:06

Dean's accent is AWFUL

What is it supposed to be? It's not inner London. It definitely isn't cockney or any of the home counties. Doesn't sound Northern either.

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browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 21:07

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:06

Dean's accent is AWFUL

He needs to stop trying to speak like a roadman

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:08

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:07

What is it supposed to be? It's not inner London. It definitely isn't cockney or any of the home counties. Doesn't sound Northern either.

MLE

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:08

Dean has been green lit to be an even bigger twat with added smug.

All the women with the shit men have been corrected 🙄

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:08

FUCK OFF PAUL MATE

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:09

Paul is rolling his eyes and flicking his fingers while she talks. Hardly paying attention to her.

gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:09

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:08

Dean has been green lit to be an even bigger twat with added smug.

All the women with the shit men have been corrected 🙄

For sure Dean will take the ego boost and run with it. Insufferable

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/10/2025 21:09

He is insufferable

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 21:09

“Yeah because you’re good at talking about yourself”

Anita. Spot on as always!

TinselAngel · 01/10/2025 21:09

Opaque glasses and transparent tea mugs makes no sense.

RancidRuby · 01/10/2025 21:10

Bez is willfully misunderstanding Anita, it's infuriating.

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:10

Well Dean is from Feltham . Ali G territory

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:11

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:10

Well Dean is from Feltham . Ali G territory

I forgot all about Ali G. What a blast from the past.

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gorlomi · 01/10/2025 21:11

Why don't the camera crews get to go and film the good stuff like when they all go out and get smashed?

all we get is the boring chats about walls and space and confronting and being guarded blah blah

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