Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

Anita looks considerably older than 54, maybe she’s been a heavy smoker but I would have thought she was about 60 and Bez about 65.

Bloody hell, is she really 54? She looks nearer 64 to me.

According to the show she’s 54, in her introduction we all shouted “are you fuck!” It’s either a hard paper round or she’s telling pork pies.

The problem was that Sarah came across badly at the dinner party, basically painting Dean as totally unattractive and telling anyone that would listen that. Both Dean & Sarah are pretty average looking (like most of us), it’s not as if she is a total stunner and they are mismatched looks wise.

Just read something online about Dean calling him a pound shop James Corden, and it's spot on!

He is, hard agree

There's a particular video that springs to mind of James corden being a dick to Patrick Stewart at an awards show - thats how i imagine Dean's actual personality to be

Blindfold at the ready. Not sure I want to watch.

There were definitely feathery things in the intro.

Dean. You are not funny.

How loaded is Ashley?

Dean's accent is AWFUL

What is it supposed to be? It's not inner London. It definitely isn't cockney or any of the home counties. Doesn't sound Northern either.

He needs to stop trying to speak like a roadman

MLE

Dean has been green lit to be an even bigger twat with added smug.

All the women with the shit men have been corrected 🙄

FUCK OFF PAUL MATE

Paul is rolling his eyes and flicking his fingers while she talks. Hardly paying attention to her.

For sure Dean will take the ego boost and run with it. Insufferable

He is insufferable

“Yeah because you’re good at talking about yourself”

Anita. Spot on as always!

Opaque glasses and transparent tea mugs makes no sense.

Bez is willfully misunderstanding Anita, it's infuriating.

Well Dean is from Feltham . Ali G territory

I forgot all about Ali G. What a blast from the past.

Why don't the camera crews get to go and film the good stuff like when they all go out and get smashed?

all we get is the boring chats about walls and space and confronting and being guarded blah blah