MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

He should have shaved. He looks a bit unkempt

I never watch bargain hunt (honest guv) but I saw that episode and it was really funny

Watching BB but keeping up with the comments on here - doesn't look like this match will work out!

What shade of lipstick is he wearing??

White at her age? And a wedding dress?

Definitely spoons dweller

Why not?

PS it’s not real.

Deffo!!! 🤣🤣🤣

He did well on Celebrity Masterchef too.

Can’t take my eyes off his daughters boobs!

The experts “Paul and Anita have so much in common, including being the only 2 people in this age bracket that applied”

I am already tired of his antics

The ‘experts’ have got it so wrong this year!!!!

Bez is a loveable idiot.

Paul … not so much.

he wasn't this annoying on the stag

There was a stiff competition though

They might just as well have pulled the names out of a hat.

I suspect that's what they actually do.

Will any make it past the first CC?
There will have to be loads of new couples!

After the next commitment ceremony, we'll have a whole new cast.

I suspect there'll be a lot of persuasion to make people stay.

Anita’s face says. Can I jump out of a window.

She does NOT find him endearingly funny.

Indeed. Isn't coercive control a crime now, even when practised by ixperts?

Contractual obligations ££££

She may laugh and cry, but maybe not with him.