MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

But of course!

I am 'positive ' that I find him a bit irritating!

He’s annoying. And a bit of a hook on that golf shot.

Hard work incoming

A metric fuckton of issues here.

Why do they all have to have a sob story? It’s not the bloody X Factor.

This may be mean, but I don't want sob stories with my shit tv

Reminds me of Bez, although a little less addled.

He knows how to use a hoover though, that's something in his favour.

Oh god

I am holding out very little hope for this couple

So he’s damaged goods already!? Blame everything but himself

💯

Marking my spot

🤣

Oh yeah he is a Bez!

Bloody hell. This is like a Dickens synopsis

She seems quite lovely

He’s giving red flag vibes

Bored

Failed marriage because - by his own admission - he was a shit husband…..so, he’s chosen as a prime candidate for a marriage show. Good one.

Anita - I’m liking her already.

He’s too old for her. He seems 70 not 60

He reminds me of Norman Wisdom

She's going to be sadly disappointed.

Both married before, lock it in. Dear God.