MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

😂😂😂😂

She’s going to write leave.

It took 3 of them to stitch me back together. Pretty hands on at that point 😬

Anyway back to MAFS…

She's immature, that's what it all ultimately boils down to. Everything she says about what she wants is-fun, giggles, etc.

Fuck off drama lama😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I'm already looking forward to the commitment ceremonies when Bailey starts dressing like Rebecca

God bless midwives.

Still haven’t forgiven DH for thinking I’d wet myself when my waters broke. DS is 27 now…

Bailey makes my skin crawl

Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha 🙄🙄🙄

i want to be watching this but it’s on too late and far too long, I’m watching BB only because it’s shorter

I’m annoyed at BB because too much s being shown off screen like new housemates. Saying this is it’s prob the same for MAFS

I feel like I need to see some evidence of him kicking off, because he seems soooo calm for the most part, so I’m not sure how bad his kicking off actually is?

Is JR dramatising it, or is he kicking off aggressively à la Ross from last year and hiding it well around others?

He isn’t disputing it, but does he even realise she’s suggesting that he’s being quite aggressive?

I feel like we need some further context to determine if it’s a toxic pairing.

When it comes to Dean ,Sarah saying she doesn’t likes big guys - she isn’t exactly skinny herself though..

Literally just said to DH "If she mentions Alpha male I will scream"
The cat has left the room

She wants her dance mates, probably the very camp ones but that she can also shag. Not going to happen with Divani.

Alpha alpha alpha …

Fucks sake.

That’s not alpha, that’s just being a decent human being.

Im fat but still wouldn’t fancy Desperate Dean

Incoming (c)rap.

No Dean, you can't have sex with her.

Get ready for a wild ride

Stupid bloody app did multiple posts and then locked me out for posting too much 😡

She’s not overweight.

Here we go

Julia-Ruth clapping with her thumb and index finger. What the fuck is that about?

That's happened to me before! It doesn't post, then posts several times for no reason!

Scared she’ll severe a finger with those nails. How she does anything at all with them is beyond me.

Just looking at them both, they look like a good match.