MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

😂

Obviously I can’t comment, silence is golden …

God just how many identical conversations is Crystal going to be having?

Crystal sounds like they’re going into business together

Maeve looks so much prettier without makeup

Unlike Sarah

I can’t stand Paul 🤮

Wonder if Dean will rap tonight

Innit brūvē.

The groom, not the expert

He's definitely going to rap his stay or leave decision.

Oh poor desperate Dean

no ickspeet is going to make you attractive to sarah

Sarah is so hung up on her terrible match that she's bit seeing that half of the couples are in the same boat as she is

Pretty isnt quite a word I would use

Does anyone else hateeeeee the faces Sarah pulls?

Meeeeeeee

Let’s not go there.

Sarah looks like an average 30 something with no make up.

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The recapping was useful as it meant I could watch bake off and not miss any of MAFS. I thought theyd have started the couch bit by now.

Sadly I think I have one of those faces, can't hide what I'm thinking no matter how hard I try.

Lololol 🤣😶‍🌫️

If Sarah were genuine she'd just tell Dean what she's been telling everyone else. There's nothing there. She'd of gotten a separate room after the dinner party and she'd be writing leave.
But she's not! 🫤👎🏼So she'll sit in this commitment ceremony and play victim 🙄

Think that’s nailed on. In lieu of a personality

I think someone once described it as 'my face comes with subtitles'.

Some of these men are so utterly oblivious to how their partners are/aren't feeling about them, it's off the scale...

Just noticed it's on until 10.45!!
I will have to force myself to stay awake.
Just not invested in any of them!