MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

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I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

She does seem to be adjusting but I keep wandering what she wants him to do be demonstrate he is an alpha - beat up the waiter?

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Poor Anita though

Hes defo someone who uses prostitutes

Very scummy man, likely a ford mondeo owner

I'm glad she had Grace keeping her sane at the dinner party. They look like mother and daughter a bit and I think they get each other, which is nice in this show as often there's quite a disparity in support and empathy for what each other are going through until nearer the end. Maybe Ashley will take him to the side and explain about the Modern Womenfolk

Wish we had a laugh react emoji here 🤣

When he did that weird teeth thing the other day, reminded me of Bruce Forsyth and also the wind up teeth we used to get in Christmas crackers.
plus I can’t work out if he’s wearing a toupee a la brucey

But no...he is making that cap and slippers look like wank fodder 🤣😬

Yeah the teeth thing just aged him

I wouldn't put it past this man to wear a toupee tbh 😭

I haven't watched the dinner party but I'm half expecting him to exhibit Alpha characteristics and then Rebecca get upset when he is aggressive and argumentative.

Well that was an interesting catch up...I am predicting zero out of zero for the experts this year.

I am wondering if divarni composes advertising jingles....I reckon he wrote the diahrhoea advert song 😬

I think Ashley might have his hands full learning about Modern Womenfolk from Grace (hopefully in a good way).

I quite like that one in a weird way - it’s the upbeat ‘diarrhoea, oooh’ that makes me giggle every time.

I hope so. I think she means alpha as in buys expensive gifts 🤣

Love your username, it took me a minute to work out where I recognised it from 🤣

I forgot how much they rehash the crap from the previous episode. Get on with it!

Here

I still can't work out what JR & Divarni are arguing about.

Also on a separate note, how cold are those apartments 🤣 Everyone in coats or full sleeves and trouser PJs

Still can't understand how are midwife can't touch skin....

What’s all this recapping? We remember what happened a few days ago

God this is so boring.

Unlike OAP Paul...

After you count the adverts, there's about 20 mins of new stuff.

Switched over from bake off for this!!
Don't know why!!

They’re obviously supplied with the same wardrobe style as the Aussies. All the clothes with random metal rings in. Even J-R’s jumper!

Nelly's going to sabotage it if she's not careful.