EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Jonny Sausage with Lexie is so cringe. And I just don't get why 2 men are pandering to a child that is not theirs (yes I do understand Lexie has been thorough a lot).

Do lawyers have clients who they never see on their personal phone ?

How did she get into his email list ?

She is one hell of a spoilt 13 year old !

Jay was her best dad !

I can't believe what a little madam Lexi is. But how stupid of Johnny to just hand over his phone like that 🤦‍♀️ Especially when she disappeared with it!

I thought she was going order 50 donuts and 20 portions of McKlunkys on Johnny Sausage's credit card 😂

I haven't watched it yet but I cannot abide the character of Lexi (I'm sure the actress is very nice )
Phil and Billy just stand there simpering while Lexi bosses and back chats .
Ben does the Oh Lexi are you lucky to have three such cool Dads look,

If Phil tried to wind her neck in a bit -even saying "I'd never have got away with that with my Mum and Dad" (he'd have got a thick ear off Eric) it might bring her back down to Earth a bit .

But no it;s "I want ..." and Billy is "How high do you want me to jump there Lex" ?

I can fast forward any scenes with Lexi

She does have a very stroppy looking face on her tbh!

I agree completely although I know "she's been through a lot" so you're not supposed to say that😂.

Just don't get what Jonny Sausage is at he's acting like he's her next step dad.

@Eastie77Returns Johnny said Linda was in Stockholm a couple of weeks ago.

70s I often agree with you - but seriously? Why would Phil say he'd have got a thick ear off Eric? He's just had a mental breakdown and tried to kill himself because of what Eric did to him! When you see this week's episodes you might find yourself sympathising with Lexi. She'd be far better off living with Kathy.

Lexi is a nightmare ! She needs taking down a peg

@Shellingbynight Stockholm?? So random. Sweden is an incredibly expensive country to just be hanging out with two young kids.

Mitchell girls are always spoilt and treated like little princesses who can do wrong. Sam and Louise were nightmares as a result and Lexi is heading the same way. I can’t believe Johnny just left the flat without saying anything to her. Calum will probably just sigh, give her a hug and take her to McClunkys for a treat. He is useless.

I think Johnny was wise not to say anything more to Lexi now he's seen what she is capable of! He's said too much to her already - that's what started the whole thing off 🤦‍♀️

Let’s just do a quick poll.

how many people on this thread have ever known someone be chained to a wall? 😀😀

I feel sorry for Lexi. I think I’d be a brat, too, with all these Dads coming and going.
Johnny Sausage (genius!🤣) is a lovely guy but for fuck sake, calm yourself, man! You haven’t even stayed the night yet and youre acting like Dad number 4 already.

Maybe I’m just tired and grumpy tonight, but most of the characters were pissing me off in this episode. Okie is the only one with anything about him in the endless drugs storyline. I say let’s lose Ravi, Harry, Gina & Kojo and introduce Okie as a reformed character. At least he has a bit of patter and isn’t just endlessly miserable.

Nigel’s Mrs is really testing my patience as well. Joel is violent and dangerous. Her bleeding heart youth worker schtick is doing my head in and in reality, she’d have been sacked for her extremely poor boundaries. Red flag!

I think Lexi should just go and live with Honey and Billy. There is too much drama with Callum, Ben is an unstable mess and sadly daddy Jay is longer around (unless they recast him). She needs a female influence at her age and all the pandering dads / stepdads are doing her no favours.

Agree that Lexi will turn into another Sam or Louise ! Johnny is being needy and considering you never see him at work , who are the clients!
I also don’t mind Oakie , at least his playing a credible baddie!

Ive ( thankfully ) never known anyone chained to a wall or held prisoner , but I remember Boy George being accused of doing it to someone ( a radiator ) and remember thinking that I couldn’t think of anything worse :(

I want to see my dad now ! Stamps foot ..
Yes, Lexi , his one of the reasons your like you are.

Boy George lived near me in Hoxton at the time of the chaining incident (obviously we lived in completely different properties - I do not live next door to the rich and famous🤣) and it was an awful thing to do. I think his defence was he was in the grip of a drugs induced mania or something.

But no, I’ve personally never known anyone who has been chained to a wall, held prisoner in a lock-up or dangled from a bridge for that matter.

Easties I think she is still supposed to be on the boat, stopping off at Stockholm, but it is certainly a bizarre cruise and Ollie has missed half a term of school now!
Lexi living with Honey and Billy would work. Or Kathy, her nan. Anyone other than stepdad Callum who is as useless as Ross.

80s we obviously don’t mix in the right circles, in EastEnders getting chained to a wall is a regular occurrence.

Cornflakegirl almost everyone was pissing me off too. Julie is really unprofessional. I assume she was sitting in with Joel during that outburst, wonder if she’s changed her mind. And she was supposed to be moving to Walford to look after Nigel, which is a full time job. Instead she's taken on another full time job at school.

But worse than that, Jack&Jack - again. He let Ross watch the interview, and if that is discovered it will jeopardise the investigation.

Great scenes today with Julie and Jean. The two actresses are excellent.

Ross has been kicked out and Vicky has binned him off, but I think they’ll get back together.

JackandJack.

What.
A.
Twat.

As if you would 🙄
Why would he even do that for Ross? His kid hit Amy.
And wouldn't that place be CCTVed up to the hilt anyway?
I know we all know such high tech hasn't reached the streets of Walford yet but in a police station? Really??
I've watched enough LoD to know for a fact that the interview room would be under scrutiny by genuine, legit, trained officers to watch the proceedings! 😂

Yes I agree, surely CCTV everywhere. And any other officer could have walked in. There was no reason for J&J to do it. It was just 'plot reasons' so that Ross had it confirmed that Joel is a psychopath.

I’ve heard about a few dodgy people where I live. some old neighbours were drug dealers from their home apparently, but they tended to quiet about it and eventually moved away ( to deal elsewhere I suppose)
Jack n Jack was out of order yesterday, but he tends to get away with all sorts. At least he was at work , unlike Callum who is hardly ever there!

Walford Nick has to be the worst one around! Lol
I’ve never forgiven them for not getting to the bottom of Ken’s demise!

I liked the Jean and Julie chat.

Best lines -
Priya to Avani "They're gonna judge Joel and his stupid haircut"
Johnny Sausage about Lexi "Veruca Salt"
😆