EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Kathy’s new hair is great.

Phil is such a good actor.

How are they going to explain about Jay?

The Eve/Suki adoption story is absurd. (I haven’t caught up on Strictly yet)

The’ve deffo made Julie softer and more glam. Ready for Phil when he gets back from Portugal.

Harry’s zip up tops are as annoying as Jumpers jumpers.

I still can't get over the idea that Ben would be allowed out on day release to have a knees up in a pub, followed by a massive row.

I would have thought the adoption authorities would look at Suki's background, husband and two kids imprisoned (two of them for murder) and find that a bit too 'complex'.

That Digital Spy link says 'Will Vicki tell Ross what Joel did, and force him to face how disturbed his son really is?'

So it seems, at the beginning at least, Ross isn't aware that it was Joel who attacked Vicki.

Am I old or do people really need to stand there in the street and eat each other's faces off?

Re Eve and Suki adoption - don't hold back Priya! 😂
"You've already had four kids. One's locked up, one's barely speaking to you, and the other one's Vinny. You are literally the world's worst parent!"😆

She forgot to mention Jags, who died because Suki sent him to jail to protect Vinny. Definitely mother of the year! And Eve's been in jail too!

I think that was Priya's only filter!

Do we know how old Suki is supposed to be?
Balvinder is 46 - so young to have four adult children (especially in MN years 😁)

Suki married Nish when she was 18, so she probably had Kheerat when she was 19.

EE wiki lists Kheerat's birth as 1987, which would mean Suki born around 1968, which would make her 58!

The Adoption process takes forever. I doubt that either of them would pass this process to be honest.
Apart from Suki’s past , Eve was away for ABH I think !

Thanks @Shellingbynight good bit of sleuthing!
I'm not familiar with the adoption process, but would Suki not be deemed too old?

I think her age is the least of her problems😆

Yes Eve was inside for ABH.

True, true!

And that was the biggest "secret" camera ever, surely??!
Terrible attempt Jumpers!

Loved seeing Ben back .. excellent actor..and can't wait for him to be back full time ..
I think they probably will make Ben the bad guy again and have him in to all sorts of dodgy stuff ..I think he will start by having Johnny beaten up ,or something happen to him .
I do think Callum still loves Ben .. Johnny needs to get out of the way now Ben is back ..
It's such a shame jay left ..the possibilities similar to three men and a little lady / baby kind of scenes would of been ace ..but that's unlikely now

I didn’t like H at first, but I feel sad for him taking the blame for his dad ! He didn’t ask him to put a huge camera in the flat.
Hate Oakie,
Ben with his parents was good today
With Phil off to see Louise and Julie working , who is caring for Nigel now ? Only the other week he couldn’t be left !

I wonder why eve is not considering carrying the baby herself,with some donation sperm ,IVF .
Maybe doner egg to
That's never been covered on EE ..IVF or similar

Do we know how long max is tied in to his current job for ,and when he might be back full time in EE

Max ..Ben ...not max snogging Zoe max

Bernie was a surrogate for Stuart and Rainie once, but I don’t recall a IVF story for anyone , although may have been ?

I definitely don't recall one .
I can't think what it's called where you go to have the sperm placed in you ,but no actual IVF .
Eve may just be young enough in EE for that ..plus if your paying privately no hoops to jump through

Eve was anti children and looked a bit fed up hearing Charli being a bit whingy! She really isn’t mum material

I can't think what it's called where you go to have the sperm placed in you ,but no actual IVF .

@Autumnpug7 the good old fashioned Turkey Baster? 😄

I doubt there will be much of the adoption storyline, isn't it just to facilitate Balvinder's absence for strictly?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not sure if Balvinder will have to do both strictly and EE ( some have done this in the past I think ?) or if they will be turned down early and she’ll go away or something like that. Easy enough to write people out for a few months , but a full on storyline around the adoption process will be a fairly long affair.

I think it'll be either the end of Suki and Eve, with the differing opinions on the adoption. Possibly they'll get turned down and Suki will be happy, which will annoy Eve. Or it'll make them stronger, either way it'll end with Suki taking a break from the square, possibly with Eve, if there's a happy reunion. They could go and visit Stacey.
It's such a joke, we have jumpers disappearing without a word of his absence, then we have these bizarre stories to highlight another person's impending absence. Surely Suki could go off to deal with her northern businesses, the ones that facilitated her affair with Eve, yet now we hear nothing of these businesses.

Also the drugs storyline is boring. Does Ravi (and the writers) not remember how Teddy reacted when he hung Barney off the bridge? Now Harry is gonna have a beating, surely Teddy will retaliate? I mean it was ridiculous he put that giant camera in the flat in the first place, I'm not sure that would ever be his style. Harry should now tell George, there'll be too many people involved and Ravi will have to move on, he can't kill all the Mitchell's, and the Knights.