spoilers - do not read unless you have already watched the finale
So what a damp squib of a finale
Who knew that Carrie's first, last and everything was...pie.
Am I missing something? Do I need to go back to the pilot episode of SATC?
If that was a planned finale, I'll eat one of Carrie's hats.
All that "our" choice to leave it here - bollocks.
Carrie - The woman was not alone. She was on her own. Roll credits.
I'd have much rather they'd left it at episode 10, which I genuinely liked.
If they all felt there was anything left to say, then a 90 minute holiday special or an AJLT movie, but this abrupt, no point farewell, cobbled on was a misfire. No flash forwards, future them, no group at the end even though the friendships were always meant to be the focus, no cos Carrie's an independent woman on her tod.
Carrie - I can eat pie on my own. My pie. Meins.
Miranda - romantic scene having cleared up someone else's shit. Ick.
Charlotte - has sex with Harry, woo. And Rock will be lots of different personas as a thespian.
Anthony - gets pie on the face.
Lisa - will be fine with her sulky baby sweatpants husband
Seema - won't get her saffron-gold wedding dress
But they all get to eat different pies courtesy of Carrie. No mention of Samantha. Steve gets a cursory scene of we'll be grandparents, no matter what. Brody disappears into thin air, along with Mama Mia and her motley crew, all of whom are bloody awful.
Aiden gets written in as having always been in the back of Carrie's mind after Big had died. Really?
It was all written on the back of a fag packet.
We would've done a better job on here.
<Goes off to look for pie>