Heading into early summer 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **No spoilers please.**

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Poor Craig met his maker after Mick hurt him bad
He was a bit boring, but I can't help but feel sad
Mick's wife Lou left him, can't blame her quite frankly
He's abusive and repugnant inside and out, and quite manky

Mick wants to see Kit as he knows he slept with Lou
He's got Bernie now, but what is he going to to do?
Mick's nasty little son is out of the STC
Will he be as bad as Mick, I guess we'll have to wait and see

Debbie's quite ill, she's dumped Ronnie and he's very sad
Kevin's still battling cancer, and he's getting quite bad
Glenda's the new landady of the pub now, and Jenny and Daisy are gone
And Julie has died very suddenly, I hoped she'd go on and on.

(I'm sure there's some more things going on right now, but I've only just woken up after a rough night's sleep.) 😆

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Yes apart from the singer it’s not exactly a prolifically used name ime

who dreams up this rubbish

There is a Chesney on the street though, so I kind of assumed she'd used his name. But I'm not sure what the age gap is between Chesney and Gary

Edited to add: Gary is 38, Ches is 30.

Yes there sure is but he’s the only one I’ve ever encountered apart from Chesney Hawkes

The nurse called her Gemma .Lou needs to go to prison. Sally will mind her kids.
Poor Gary. His hair all destroyed.

so Lou has to keep hoping that the hospital do not twig, the police do not get involved and that Gary keeps quiet when he wakes up.

sounds like a plan

and WTF happened to the random dog walker/carrier

I take it Lou is going to frame Summer and Gothgirl? She’s as nasty as her husband! Worse, in fact.

Poor Gary, wakes up from a coma, finds out he has been beaten up, everyone thinks he is Chesney and Lou is his wife

So who is this Ollie?

This is getting a bit ridiculous- Maria and David with Lou.

Surely Detective Kit will check the CCTV at the hospital and see that it’s Lou? Ditto the shop CCTV where Gazza’s card was used?

And how boring was Swain’s therapy session yesterday? Couldn’t care less about her.

It's just getting more silly now! Fingerprints on the card rather than CCTV and eyewitnesses

Maria knows it was her as she didn't say where Gary's card was used and Lou did.

Oh no they fooled us, it was Lou after all

dont know what annoys me more, that they thought they could fool us or that the stories are now so rubbish we thought it could be that rubbish

I thought Kit was going to help her for a moment. But I guess it will be great for him if both Brady’s parents are banged up…

So Lou will be locked up and Sally and Tim will keep The Girls
Brodeh will live with Kit
Maria and Garreh all luvved up 🙄
Has Swain had some facial work done?
She looked very smooth but puffy and a dent has appeared under her eye

Lou has aquired the nn LipLinerLou in this house. She's a very good actress though, shame she's such a baddie, I was hoping she was redeemable.

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Yes, that scene was very random wasn’t it.

Her make up is very dated

plus the awful top she had on last night

I quite like her awful clothes.

She reminds me of Diane Morgan playing Mandy

Even without all that nonsense, Gary could have just told the police it was Lou

When Kit was talking to Summer and Nina and said he was going to have do things officially and separately - he left them together in a room by themselves with the bank card on the table in front of them.
It really is stupid

Looks like there's only one episode this week, on Monday.

Not only is there too much crime but much of it is stupid and pointless.

Even worse it is when it is just forgotten about. Abi bashed Toyah on the head and got away with it and not for the first time Kit nicked Brody's DNA and openly admitted it but nothing happening there. That family complain constantly about the police but quiet one that one. George tampered with a corpse that was evidence in a crime and that sounds pretty serious but nada. Daniel nicked a car when he was drunk but works with young offenders. This is just odd the top of my head, the list is endless.

It is on Wednesday and Friday too