Heading into early summer 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **No spoilers please.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Poor Craig met his maker after Mick hurt him bad
He was a bit boring, but I can't help but feel sad
Mick's wife Lou left him, can't blame her quite frankly
He's abusive and repugnant inside and out, and quite manky

Mick wants to see Kit as he knows he slept with Lou
He's got Bernie now, but what is he going to to do?
Mick's nasty little son is out of the STC
Will he be as bad as Mick, I guess we'll have to wait and see

Debbie's quite ill, she's dumped Ronnie and he's very sad
Kevin's still battling cancer, and he's getting quite bad
Glenda's the new landady of the pub now, and Jenny and Daisy are gone
And Julie has died very suddenly, I hoped she'd go on and on.

(I'm sure there's some more things going on right now, but I've only just woken up after a rough night's sleep.) 😆

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A nursery would be a good addition, does the community centre still exist?

I assume so.

It was always a bit weird not only because it was a converted butchers shop but because Yasmin had funded it, not sure if she still does that.

The should get a proper community centre, although they seem to have other priorities for filming like a prison of teenagers

George and Glenda should get together about time she had a love interest😁

They are brother and sister 😳

Blimey!
Has incest ever been highlighted on Corrie before

Carla's first husband must have been some sort of cousin to her

OMG🙈 totally forgot they were siblings sorry !!! Tho given the ridiculous storylines of late ……… !

So DD of Todd’s Action Man is pregnant. Just what we need, another pregnancy story.

Toyah was so uptight serving Leanne and Ronnie.

I fancy ronnie

I don't know if she is pregnant or is trying to get dad home.
If she is, we can have a termination crisis. Or she can keep the baby, but it will be ill. Or Todd and Theo can adopt.
Whatever.

David's 'new' house was interesting, looks suitably dark and gloomy!

Is Audrey getting the garage????

I obviously find corrie decor far more interesting than the characters.

Glenda, dressed like a lettuce, was dishing out freebies willy nilly.

Yes that blouse was beyond hideous

IRL, I don't think Ronnie would be with Debbie, lovely though she is. I believe he did have a fling with Aggie Bailey though?

The Bailey family have forgotten Aggie.

I was going to post that very thing ! She's not even referred to or if she has been I've missed it.

Also how convenient Brody had that seizure. Bernie's got his hairs to get DNA for Kit. So how does this work? Can just anyone ask for DNA testing? It seems far too easy. Does anyone here know?

Testing somebody's DNA without their permission is illegal

That won't bother Kit.

...and if it does bother Kit, no doubt Bernie will do the honours. Her ability to afford this in any sense will be glossed over

How many times can Brody ask Kit/Bernie why they are bothered with him?

Yeah I'm getting bored with that now. We all know Kit is going to end up being Brody's son. 🙄 (Not a spoiler, I don't know this, I'm just assuming.)

Changing the subject, I don't believe for one second that Theo's daughter is pregnant. She's faking it, to try and get her dad to come back home. It worked too!

The actor who plays Theo, and the one who plays his daughter are two appalling actors. I hope they never come back. 😖The way she acted all faux shocked when Todd overheard her conversation was so bad. 😆 Also, Todd can't be 'in love' with Theo, they've been together five minutes. Shagged a few times, but big deal.

Also hate Swain and Carla together. Like Todd and Theo, there is zero chemistry between them. I'm bored with Swain's face that always looks half angst-ridden and half annoyed.

"Kit is going to end up being Brody's son".......now that really would be weird!! 😆

I agree about the chemistry @SabreIsMyFave- it’s not there for either of those couples.

Theo reminds me of a Ken doll!

Theo reminds me of unburied, forgotten Robert.