MAFSAUS Thread 12 - the Reunion: Paul’s tears, regrets, the biggest fumble on MAFS tv. Red carpets, biceps and Jacqui’s batshittery. For another year it’s all come to an end, but not before driving us all round the bend.

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Last thread to finish off the series!!

@SlightlyJadedWe’ve come this far - only another 24-hours to wait and then we can dive into their Instagram accounts and check out the gossip sidebars!

It's all scripted that is why jacqui and Clint walked in separate to make it more mysterious
Ryan came across as very jealous tonight
Clint and Jacqui are playing the game for airtime and to get deals
Rhi and Jeff are a lovely couple
Carina deserves better than Paul
The rest good grief nothing but arguing and that keeps it interesting

Hi all, I'm an episode behind, am watching from Thailand on SHvideis. Loving all your comments! Can't wait to watch the reunion. Anyway, thought I'd placemark by showing you all the view from my breakfast table!😀

If you want to go down a rabbit hole check out Alana Lister from season 8 Instagram account. It's really sad.

Nice view @Appalonia. I'm in Cyprus but not watching, just reading this thread. So glad the Clint & Jacqui news is out, been seeing it on my FB feed for weeks.

Paul. 💯

Well as she said she gets her own shower and vanity unit. Gone from a Skoda to a Ferrari oh and he’s paying to start a new business empire with her purleeeeease the man must be deluded!

A business empire of what? Asylums?

I’m a bit late to this thread. A few random thoughts:

Carina saying Paul had the rest of his life to regret his actions was naive at best. She shouldn’t have said that but - it sounded rather arrogant. Most people would guess that he would move on very quickly after turning his humiliation (at himself) into hate for her. It’s all so predictable. He’s behaving in a horrid way which reveals the scale of the escape she has managed to make here.

What the heck was Jacqui going on about re the lingerie shots together with Ryan before she then went off him? Since when was being able to do lingerie shots a sign a relationship was good? And they couldn’t have both attended each others funerals. Not in person anyway… madness.

The ‘one bedroom shit house’ comment from Clint about Ryan was absolutely disgusting. Whatever you think of him, his home was his pride and joy and it seems quite likely he is going to spend the rest of his life alone in it so why the utter nastiness? What a massive lack of class from Clint. Love the comment up thread that he is so poor he only has money.

Adrian showed Awhina those texts so why is she getting the hard time off Sierah - he is the one who has betrayed her by sharing them in the first place. What a shame Awhina wasn’t paired with her runner up - at least he would have known what she did for a living before the first month together was up. Adrian might not be dumb but he has behaved in a somewhat unintelligent way - it’s all about semantics.

Can you imagine the show with decent, emotionally intelligent, civilised and well mannered singles? The success rate would probably be the same but it would be so dull. Let’s admit we will miss Jacquie and Ryan’s utter madness, the drama, the villains and the heroes.

Carrying on a previous poster’s analogy with pantomimes, and Sierah being the wicked witch -

Awhina - Cinders
Jamie - Fairy Godmother
Jacquie - a weird distorted Tinkerbelle
Adrian - The villain who appears with a puff of smoke
Dave - Buttons
Lauren and Clint - ugly step-sisters (although neither were actually ugly)
Prince Charming - Jeff
Ryan - Malvolio type character (ok I diverted us to Shakespeare for a minute) or a clown (sorry but those matching outfits!)

I'm sat eating breakfast catching up on the thread and chuckling to myself remembering Jacqui saying that her love language is starting a business together.

I hope we find out what was in those text messages between Sierah and Adrian tonight. That got lost in the edit/the rabble last night.

Love language starting a business together is so hilarious! Jacqui does deliver some corkers hey

You're not at a wedding in Paphos today are you?

Haven't posted much on MAFS recently as had to move house. Such bad timing, but probably better through MAFS than LI! 😂

DS joins me for a bit sometimes (he is a fully grown adult before anyone thinks I'm subjecting a tiny tot to the mind fuck of MAFS) and he said that Jacqui reminded him of one of the Furby toys when they go rogue or evil! I thought it was a good analogy. Watching her and Clunt kiss and cuddle gave me the heaves. Urgh!

Ryan is a numpty but I think he did pull the shortest straw with Craqui. I cannot imagine what a disorientating experience spending 3 months with her must have been.

Paul is beyond repellent at this stage. He gives me such strong ex-H vibes that I can barely watch him.

Adrian and Awinha are like an awful car crash. I can't believe it took her that long to realise he just wanted to shag her!!!! Doh.

Poor Don't Hate Me Katie gives me the saddest vibes ever. I just get desperation rolling off her every time, despite all her upbeat loving herself words.

Sierah has gone full Witch on us. All that ridiculous pouting as well - just looked mad.

Paul - Zee grepps 🍇 are verry sow- err
Clint - Ugh imagine him on top of you 🤮

Agreed re Jamie’s sister and the lip filler. Absolutely awful and Jamie will
go the same way if she’s not careful.

Sierha seems very unstable.

it wasn’t just her and Adrian sharing the ‘plate of meat’ was it? Wasn’t Tony there too?

@MAFSQueen I'm so glad the "plate of meat" got another look in! I just can't help coming over all Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres every time she says it. (gimmer Viz reference for those not as ancient as me.)

I'm catching up today as I've got the morning off. One question: is Sierra on something? She looks and acts like she's off her face!

She was always so off with Billy too. They didn’t stand a chance. She’s either on something or just a very strange person.

Where do they find them all?!

My abiding memory of Sierah is her staring into space at the dinner parties while she shoveled food into her mouth. She did it last night too. She's the only one I've seen actually eating at the dinner party.

It did seem like Sierah struggled to connect with anyone, or just wasn't interested in them. She ate her food and left and no-one seemed bothered about her buggering off.

Me too!

@SlightlyJaded no, I am in Paphos though!

No one even noticed when she left 😂😂😂