MAFSAUS Thread 12 - the Reunion: Paul’s tears, regrets, the biggest fumble on MAFS tv. Red carpets, biceps and Jacqui’s batshittery. For another year it’s all come to an end, but not before driving us all round the bend.

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Last thread to finish off the series!!

Still at the greetings bit atm as I've been on pause for a bit, and this might make me sound like a misery, but I genuinely can't fathom grown adults who scream when they're excited to see someone...

I noticed rhi drinking water at the dinner???

Elliot reminds me of the episode of friends when joey and a male model go head to head selling aftershave in cowboy outfits.

I'm not going to be able to un-see that now. 'Hombre?' 😄

I don't understand how they're not absolutely shit-faced by the time the food's served.

Found you!

I think they often are and that has a lot to do with why it always kicks off at dinner parties...

Catching up, as much as wacqui is bat shit and Clint obviously had a nasty side, Ryan didn’t handle that well at all, they didn’t do anything wrong.

This series has literally made one (and a half) couples? Out of what 14 or so?!

I'm only 15 mins in and that is my thought too. I really only like Jamie and Dave (still sad they didn't work out). The rest are just a bit tedious.

Yes! I think they are a perfect match
He is a cuckold...which is exactly the kind of man Jacqui wants

But I've never seen anyone slurring words or declaring their undying love for EVERYONE or any of things I do when I've had more than a couple of Proseccos. 😂

It used to all kick off with drinks flying etc in previous series. I suspect the producers have to limit the booze these days.

Tiny waist

Eliot? Mmm, go on then...😉

Oh God, Katie is such a drip.. why is she following Sierah?

Sierah walked in there like Maleficent but sloped off crying as soon as Awhina came out with the gloves off.

To think that Awhina could have called Adrian a dullard several weeks ago and saved us all a lot of time (and subtitles).

Dave has lost loads of weight, hasn't he?!

"for me, the most disrespectful thing you can call someone is 'stupid' " 🥴

It would literally make me laugh because I know I'm the opposite of stupid. It hits home for Adrian, which is why he's so upset. Aww, bless! 🤣

Awhina and Adrian are both rough as fuck. Brawling all evening. Who carries on like that.

Rhi and Jeff - not a single shred of personality between them.

Craqui and Clunt deserve each other. She is not even trying to hide her gold-digging-shovel

Felt a bit embarrassed for RyRy - he kept trying to infer that everyone was outraged and furious at them dating and that it was all anyone was talking about, but aside from a few initial 'oohs' and 'ahhhs', I don't actually think anyone gave a fuck.

Paul has really shown his true colours to everyone now. Good. Thank fuck Carina got the ick in time.

I am trying to decide if it's safe to google now, or whether I need to wait for tomorrow's episode. Someone upthread mentioned they'd watched it. Are there any big reveals or am I okay to venture outside of this thread...

I'm watching tomorrow's episode 😭
I'll let you know

Just caught up. Question. Who's worse - Wacqui or Paul???

Paul