MAFSAUS Thread 12 - the Reunion: Paul’s tears, regrets, the biggest fumble on MAFS tv. Red carpets, biceps and Jacqui’s batshittery. For another year it’s all come to an end, but not before driving us all round the bend.

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Last thread to finish off the series!!

Wow Paul is loony!!!

I swear producers have enhanced the sound effects on those nasty smooches.

Oh Jacqui is so delusional, no one cares! And yes, everyone knows.

No Ryan just ignore, they want a reaction!!!

Yes, all that kissing is over the top. we get it, you are in a relationship! Now can we move on...

Remember the footsie under the table ?

I am now in need of pepto bismol! For the nausea!

Sofar I think jacquard n Clint could suit as he will follow along with whatever she says

Poor Lauren tho!

I’m on the wine tonight.

The fake alcoholic beverages just aren’t going to cut it for this episode

Well, I could feel happy for Clint if he hadn't done all that "shut the f up" to Jamie at the retreat. Clint was dealt a bad hand with Lauren, but he pandered to Lauren's madness and looked down his nose at the other Brides & Grooms. So, Clint, welcome to nutsville with Wacqui.

Paul is crackers too, you broke you up, Paul, not Carina. Who looks stunning. She will end up with a fabulous man, I hope, and one who doesn't treat her like crapola!

Totally agree, was about to say the same. There’s something so yuck there. I don’t usually have visceral ‘skin crawl’ type reactions but totally have here 🙀

Paul was sobbing, inconsolable - but hey, blame Carina for being a snob for his naughty curiosity in going to see who the other match was. Vile toad.

Wonder what Awthina son will think when he grows up and sees mum left for what ? 3 months? For that twat!

I don't really agree with parents of young kids doing this personally

Carina was put in harms way with Paul. That wall punch should have been game over for him .

Completely irresponsible of the show

Lauren doesn't deserve any pity. She was a grade A cunt.

Tbh I don't even like Jeff as he's a massive shit stirrer and gossip

The pairing of the parent with someone who clearly doesn't understand they are never ever going to be number 1 while there is a CHILD in the picture.

Wait……..

I’m looking for it………………….

…………………………………….

…………No sorry……………….,

…..no sympathy to be found for Lauren anywhere in my mind.

I think the worst that can be said of Jeff is that he was a bit smug at times. Other than that, I like him.

Jeff does that 'mwah' noise when he kisses Rhi. Massive ick for me, dumped blokes before now for that.

The scenes with Jacqui and Clint are staged like a really bad soap opera

And that delusional laughing. She definitely has a bunny boiler aura about her

Lauren was vile. And Jacqui is not partner material

It looks like they are together to show everyone else what winners they are ( the delusion is strong in both obvs)

What text messages? Looks like shit has gone down.

Urgh Sierah's dress colour is vile. Maybe it's a camera thing, but yugh.