MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

I think Ryan is now just humouring Wacqui… he’s just letting her spew her madness whilst remaining pretty non-commital about it all… lots more “hmmm” and “mmmm”s to come.

Oops, I forgot it was on

What did I miss?

Beth making no sense to camera - "Teejay wrote leave and I wrote stay" ... "we both then decided to go on our dates, which completely threw me". Why did it throw her? Teejay said leave, as in, Beth is not for me - why on earth wouldn't he go and see who the other match was?

What is that god awful faux leather shirt Adrian is wearing?

Paul dressed like he’s going to a funeral.

His own hopefully.

Mister Sexxxxyyyyy!

Beth is delulu

It’s giving 80’s porn star

praying for a wink and double guns to camera ...

These two are just so.... Soppy

Ugh, Ryan framing it as whether Carina has the 'ability' to forgive. Nothing to do with whether she wants to or if Paul deserves it. And poor, poor sad Paul.

Men sticking up for each other

You must be ahead of us, we are still on them arriving

That was the other apartments voice overs as Paul was dressing (bet he has a box of Black Magic chocolates hidden somewhere about his person)

No, it was Ryan's voice on the voice over when they were getting ready in their apartments.

Oh. I am stupid.

I didn't get that either!

Jacqui is truly delusional, living in Jacqui land.

Adrian right now

We are all wondering why you are still together, Awhina.

Her face is green/grey again. For a model she has no clue about what suits her face

Oh Wacqui

I actually really like wacqui's dress. I could wear it when I go to lidl...

Does anyone else think Awinha’s face looks puffy ? Adrian is an utter t**t

Who is the MUA? I still can't remember what most of them are meant to do for work...