MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

What did Jeff say?

These poor limo drivers, pulling the short straw tonight with Carina and Paul.

They must have the best earplugs

Definite Kardashian vibes with that outfit

Jamie stop punctuating all your stupid opinions by flicking your damn hair!

Carina is giving a Jean Paul Gaultier perfume bottle

Yes!!!!

Rhi’s dodgy pants are showing. That dress split isnt helping with the spanx pants

Fuck off Pluggy Tricolore

I can't believe Jamie gets off scot-free even though she wanted to meet the other match. Her 'curiosity' is obviously better than everyone else's.

Oh, here we go. She needs to be receptive. No, no, she does not.

Frosty

Booo hisss to Paul's entrance....

Jeff and Dave body language - don't go near him, don't talk to him, we'll get covered in shrapnel

Probably because she doesn't have a history of having a wandering vadge or a mountain of lies behind her.

Not stupid at all! Sorry for the confusion

I think it’s because everyone knows Jamie actually likes Dave, and for her part it is genuine nosiness.

She never got dressed up, she went in jeans and vans. It was literal curiosity on her part.

The same cannot be said for the others

And I think Dave has brought out her insecurities. So there was an element of just seeing who else liked her as a kind of confidence boost.

Thank you! I was just shouting at you all. What about Jamie? How come that gobby bully can do the same and it's fine? 😂

Wandering vadge. Adding to the list of Mumsnet sayings. Thank you.

Jamie is a curious person. I was happily surprised that Dave didn't go.
This party is going to be good, the excitement.

Because the rest of us don’t think she’s a gobby bully and can see she has integrity

Bet she's the first to voice her opinion about it too...

Oh, fuck off Paul. We are all going to see the footage after.

Jamie was big enough to apologize when she was wrong. Not liking the Jamie hate

Was Paul in the same situation as we all witnessed? Because I don't remember seeing any of this hesitation and unwillingness to be there.

Yes, you had a donkey something. A donkey dick.