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MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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browneyes77 · 30/04/2025 20:10

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

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Discoprincess6 · 06/05/2025 21:02

Just watching it now!

Donttellempike · 06/05/2025 21:02

Clint loves crazy. And Jaqui loves cash.

Dillite2 · 06/05/2025 21:02

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2025 21:00

Finally I can mention the Jacqui and Clint madness. I was holding that in for weeks 🤣

Same. TBH, I kept thinking that maybe it was all lies and Internet boredom.

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:02

greengreyblue · 06/05/2025 20:59

Yes Clint

Yep. But you don’t even know the half of it yet 🤣🤣🤣

We can discuss the up to date news once the show is over though. It’s honestly batshit 😂

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Turmerictolly · 06/05/2025 21:02

New to me too - I can’t believe it. Clint seemed quite sane - what on earth would he see in Wacqui? She’s totally there for his money too so probably not even true love. Unless they’re both doing it for the socials. Crazy.

TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2025 21:02

Dillite2 · 06/05/2025 21:01

That she doesn't know basic biology and how babies are made.

Oh wacqui no love, it doesn't come out of 'those' guns!

lalaloopyhead · 06/05/2025 21:02

Looking forward to tomorrow!!

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2025 21:03

I've avoided all spoilers so if the intention is to drop some now I'll be popping off until Friday.

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:04

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2025 21:00

Finally I can mention the Jacqui and Clint madness. I was holding that in for weeks 🤣

Honestly, the bat shittery around those two is….well….batshit 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen so many bloody spoilers now, because of social media (mainly TikTok).

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TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2025 21:04

The spoiler was dropped in the trailer

EmeraldShamrock000 · 06/05/2025 21:04

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:02

Yep. But you don’t even know the half of it yet 🤣🤣🤣

We can discuss the up to date news once the show is over though. It’s honestly batshit 😂

Yes, please.

ruethewhirl · 06/05/2025 21:05

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 19:57

I mean, technically he’s cocked up 4 times

The 3 times during the experiment and then the first time he ever met her when he ghosted her.

He hopes she’ll regret her decision and reach out 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah ok Paul. Keep telling yourself that, you absolute twat waffle

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Watching on +1 so bit behind. I caught myself briefly feeling sorry for Paul as he was clearly distraught... then he doubled down on his insistence that it was on Carina to 'move past' things. Parts of his vows were pretty accusatory too, implying her reactions weren't reasonable. Plus the cocksureness of him presuming she'd stay after he'd seen with his own eyes how much he'd hurt her... narcissist much? She's so done the right thing. (Tbh the hair gel alone would have given me the ick right from the beginning...)

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:06

TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2025 21:04

The spoiler was dropped in the trailer

More has happened since the Reunion….😉

I won’t say what though, we can wait until the reunion is over and then release the spoilers then 😁

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Donttellempike · 06/05/2025 21:06

Completely, that weeping would have turned to aggression pretty quickly in a real life scenario. Tears of a narcissist, ref to comment upthread

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:14

I’ve just noted down a new thread title, so I’ll create the (last) thread, once this one fills up more

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Outofthepan · 06/05/2025 21:21

Pianoaholic · 06/05/2025 21:00

Ooh, this all looks juicy!
I have managed to avoid spoilers so this will all be new to me.

Me too!

Discoprincess6 · 06/05/2025 21:23

Honestly sick to death of carinas droaning voice.

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 21:24

ruethewhirl · 06/05/2025 21:05

Watching on +1 so bit behind. I caught myself briefly feeling sorry for Paul as he was clearly distraught... then he doubled down on his insistence that it was on Carina to 'move past' things. Parts of his vows were pretty accusatory too, implying her reactions weren't reasonable. Plus the cocksureness of him presuming she'd stay after he'd seen with his own eyes how much he'd hurt her... narcissist much? She's so done the right thing. (Tbh the hair gel alone would have given me the ick right from the beginning...)

He’s behaved like such a shitebag, and is all about himself and how he feels. Still putting it onto Carina for the breakdown of the relationship by saying “I hope she regrets her decision”.

His snivelling and whininess are just him feeling sorry for himself. In his mind, he’s a great guy and she should forgive him and get over his mistakes.

Jacqui should be handing those red flags and her red carpet over to Paul.

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TitsInAbsentia · 06/05/2025 21:30

Paul is just so typical of a lot of the people on these shows though, they really don't see how they haven't been snapped up, they are innocent wonderful angels...or as Paul would say Je suis parfait, tu es le problème 😂

QueSyrahSyrah · 06/05/2025 21:30

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2025 21:01

Well! Screaming across the table at an ex while canoodling with the new feller isn't a great look.

Sadly I have been there and I can confirm it is ‘unwise’ at best, if you are at all interested in retaining the new man 😩

Bhockminsister · 06/05/2025 21:57

I was so glad Paul was dumped, quite right!

I still love Wacqui, I much prefer her to Ryan. She’s comedy gold.

Outofthepan · 06/05/2025 22:13

I am so so pleased Carina binned him off!

Newestname002 · 06/05/2025 22:18

browneyes77 · 06/05/2025 20:33

Ryan’s mates not buying Jacqui’s so called turn around at all 🤣

Thank goodness for his friends! He was going to be so demolished by Jacqui if not for them.

UnNiddeRides · 06/05/2025 22:19

Discoprincess6 · 06/05/2025 21:23

Honestly sick to death of carinas droaning voice.

And whining ‘I’m a catch, I’m a catch’. Not for anyone so far…

ruethewhirl · 06/05/2025 22:23

Bloody hell, what a cow Jacqui really is! Glad Ryan treated that little tirade with the contempt it deserved.

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