MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

I thought the same! Clint must be mental...

That’s just SO weird!! 😳

Jacqui is utterly horrible and deluded.

I am surprised Ryan stood and listened to all that!

Good on Carina.

I can't remember why sierah and Awhina are kicking off..was it about the plate of meat do you think?

I didn’t know about Jaqui and Clint. A certain other couple came up on my insta the other day which is annoying as I dint like spoilers. I actually love Jaqui though she’s bloody hilarious

To be honest I'm eyeing any post 'match' hook ups as purely showmance for now. Filiming only finished Oct/Nov last year so I'm sure they're all still clinging on to any daily mail pap photo money that's on the table!

And the Oscar goes to Paul for that performance pathetic! So glad Carina saw sense her mother is probably devastated her perfect daughter can’t get a husband! 👏 Ryan so glad he went first he has his faults but my God he’s had to put up with a lot! Knew about Jacqui and Clint as it’s been all over social media but interested to know how they actually got together. Wonder what upset Jamie ? Do you think he did sleep with the actress in wife swap and she’s found out? Buckle up for the reunion looks like it’s gonna be quite a ride !

😂

I've just caught up. Wow. So glad Carina and Ryan had the sense to say no. I had no idea about Waqui and Clint!!!! And as for Jeff's hair at the reunion dinner party - nope. I hope Rhi sent him packing.

Hair be blowed, she must be really into him if she's entertaining the prospect of becoming Rhi Gobbels... 😄

Karma police
Arrest this man
His Hitler hairdo
Is making Rhi feel ill

I wonder what his deal is. Why is a millionaire 1) going on this show in the first place
and 2) settling for Jaqui?

Bring on the reunion.

Carina did the right thing. She and Paul aren’t well-suited. I wonder what she thinks about Jamie choosing to meet her alternative match out of curiosity, after being with Big Dave’s ailing dad. There seem to be some double standards at play about that.

Rhi and Jeff as expected. They appear to have a spin off deal in home renovations. Australian Chip and Joanna Gaines? I do wonder if they entered the show as a secret existing couple needing a launch pad.

Jacqui and Ryan haha! Fickle as ever. Looked like Ryan was all for giving it a go until his mate talked some sense into him. Saved the humiliation. Her memorable one-liners fell a bit short. Red carpet? Isn’t that a positive, illustrious thing? Or did she mean she wanted to walk all over the red flags? Perhaps he was a calming influence on her, as she appears to lose her shit at the reunion.

Glad Clacqui now been aired. Worst kept secret ever.

I don’t think Clint is the full shilling.

How many episodes are left and when are they?

Yeah. Trailer suggested Sierah told Adrian something Awhina said about him. But then Sierah and Adrian rubbed plates of meat (footsied) at a dinner party, then shared the plate of meat, with Tony Time as cover. Is she trying to break them up?

On the photo challenge he put Jacqui second, which led to vitriol from Lauren. Didn’t she call Jacqui a mess or some such?

The warrior’s sword on the desk, the wolf print, the collection of souvenir beer bottles, the empty white board in the living room and the dog sadly scratching at the patio door, would have me making a swift yet polite exit. There’d be no ‘sexy time’ with me! She should have walked after he bragged about her fellating him.

No need for her to be so harsh with the vows, though. She’s certainly unfiltered.

Maybe Rhi and Jeff can help him make over his home, to get rid of the ‘I’m just a fan, Alan’ vibes.

And Sierah shagging Adrian probably. No way sausage wasn't being passed.

Was THAT the meat on the plate 🤮🤣

I am convinced it was

Come on… Ryan IS that bad!! He just didn’t look as bad in the end compared with J. She wasn’t clever enough to give him a “memorable” come down. It annoys me that he called her a horrible woman and now people are supporting that when he is an immature incel

Ryan give off vibes of a man who was bullied at school, hasn’t ever had much luck with women and is a bit of a geek who lacked confidence.

He’s watched some Andrew Tate masculinity videos on YouTube and decided he’ll transform him self into an alpha male type. And so now loves himself a little too much, feels a woman should always show him respect and tries too hard to be one of the boys. All to ‘boost’ his masculinity, ego and make him feel more manly, confident and attractive.

But his awkwardness around women, his geekiness, that lad who was bullied at school still shines through. Because the work he thinks he’s done on himself, is mainly a facade and was done in the wrong way. And just makes him appear as a bit of a twat for the most part.

He’s a dick most of the time for sure.

But Jacqui is so deranged, she’s actually coming across as quite dangerous. And the way she has behaved, is far worse than how Ryan has behaved.

Sierah was very cold. I think she could absolutely have shagged Mumbledore during the ixperiment and have no qualms about it. Mumbledore is just a walking, pulsing, pointing penis 🤮 so his loyalty doesn't even get tested as he has none. He just follows the cock. I think 'shared meat' was exactly what it sounds like.

Claqui is a repulsive little twosome. RyRy is a dick, but I did notice he was pretty clean shaven for vows. I wonder if he thought he was giving 'here's what you can't have' vibes... Her vows were spiteful and deeply un-clever - I totally agree Red Carpet has positive connotations. That switch and complete coldness in the run up to writing her vows told me she had deffo met someone else. I thought it was going to be Rory though. I wonder if she tried Rory before she made a beeline to Clunt...?

Tricolor was all about the poor me - no surprise. Never once did he acknowledge that Carina had her heart broken. She was All Fucking In - she was struggling with her decision down to the wire, but he never once mentioned how hard it was for her to walk away and how that was entirely down to him. Loathsome pug face.

I'm a bit worried about Jaime and Dave. Jaime did not seem happy in the preview....

Just catching up here after last night. @SlightlyJaded sums it up for me!

I didn’t know about Waqui and Clint and wouldn’t have put them together. I don’t even remember them really talking to each other.

After tomorrow’s final couch, I’m looking forward to being able look on social media and see who is (still) with who. Please let JefRhi still be in love 🙏