MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

OMG...just laughed out loud along with Ryan!

I'm not a rehabilitation centre. A rehabilitation centre for whom? Bedlam residents?

Lucky escape.
Ryan really needs to learn how to read facial expressions, his vows/speech is cringy.

Jacqui - you were always willing to listen, talk and fix?

BEHAVE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Christ this woman is DERANGED

This is glorious. Can someone transcribe her speech please, I want it on a T-shirt.

They did actually really deserve each other. The experts clearly protecting the rest of the community from their awfulness

Still waiting for the iconic line.

Once a nerd, always a nerd.

Biter bit. So glad for that turnaround. Jacqui showing her vicious side in full effect there

She didn’t get to leave him! That’s a win.

She really is the least insightful person ever. Ryan isn’t that bad.

‘Making history’ no less!

I don’t like Ryan, but he never seemed spiteful. Unlike Jacqui of the delusions

Did you miss the one about the red flags? It's so iconic, it's one of top suggestions on Google.

Her eyebrows are heavy, too much botox.

What on earth does ‘in a world of red flags, you are the carpet’ mean. Iconic for all the wrong reasons 🤣

I don’t think it works. Red carpet is a positive reference Iconic fail.

We have 5 more minutes of these two fools

Meant to quote red flag post.

Not sure about that last bit about getting pregnant!!

They will never be the reason she is what? Gets pregnant?

Eh?

Oh blimey, Ryan letting rip!

Get pregnant? Wtf. She is a horrible woman.

We are all glad Ryan. Every single one of us. Now shut up and stop talking crap.