MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Uh oh.

Jacqui is messing with Ryan’s Vision board and Sword!!

Re "Carina apologised for her comment before the commitment ceremony so it would have been pointless for the experts to keep berating her for it."

Also, I think Carina said something mean because she was jealous. I am not sure what she could take offence at, tattoos, she has tattoos, dark hair, she has dark hair. I am not sure what she could find offence at so I think it was just a jealously thing.

Do people not do decor in Australia?
Or are they not really their homes?

I expect the window is stuck closed, probably never been opened!

Eww did they just show stained sheets?

this is why I love this thread because sometimes I see something and think “is it me” but then someone will come along and say what I was thinking and then I know it’s not me being a bit bonkers 🤣

His poor dog!!!!!

It's been fairly similar for every series so far, maybe it's a decor trend over there

Is the wooden penis a pipe?

Yeah I’m confused by the boring, bland homes and apartments with zero personality. Unless they removed all personal items for TV? Apart from
Ryan…

That poor dog.. 🙁

It rubs the lotion on its skin 🤢

Poor Freya.

Ryan's house is disgusting, but it at least showcases his personality.

And it’s usually me 🤣🤣🤣

You know we have a psychic thought process when watching MAFS 🤣🤣

They need to keep everything blank as it helps with spotting all the murderous creepy crawleys that get into their houses.

Lucinda's place was gorgeous, iirc.

Ooooh good point!

His house most definitely reflects his personality.

I don’t know why he even bothers to have it if it is kept outside like that and all day by the looks of it 😡

Exactly! No wonder she wasn't excited to see him back.

Is that the dog?

Yes

I bet if he asked the dog to come into the house, that dog would be like “Nah I’m good thanks….”

Yup.