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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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Pianoaholic · 23/04/2025 19:50

I didn't think she was going to react like that!

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 19:50

Even his dog is embarrassed about the house.

RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 19:51

How does he dust the Ryan Room? It must be filthy with all that shite everywhere.

darksideofthemooncup · 23/04/2025 19:51

The lingering shot of the tissue box was inspired

RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 19:51

The dog didn't seem that overjoyed to see him.

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 19:51

Italiangreyhound · 23/04/2025 19:50

I wonder if Ryan really has a very tidy house and just asked some mates to go round and drop all that stuff off, to put Jacqui off!

But that means his mates would have to obtain all that stuff from somewhere. And I don't know what is worse.

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RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 19:51

darksideofthemooncup · 23/04/2025 19:51

The lingering shot of the tissue box was inspired

That did make me laugh 😆

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 19:53

darksideofthemooncup · 23/04/2025 19:50

Of course he has a kimono, I imagine he wears it whilst posing with his katana

Do you think he wears it when he's making a woman suit?

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 19:53

Having a Febreeze ad is very fitting

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hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 19:53

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 19:39

We volunteer you as Tribute for starting the next thread 🤣🤣🤣

Exactly! 🤣 It’s literally been written… just needs to be started either by the end of day tomorrow or tomorrow

darksideofthemooncup · 23/04/2025 19:54

I've rewound to watch it again, this is brilliant

Clafoutie · 23/04/2025 19:54

Confronting

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 19:54

Ryan just tries to give off the persona of someone with his shit together, and a manly, macho, life.

When the reality is he’s still the 12 year old geek at school who got bullied, that gets his inspiration as an adult from Andrew Tate.

quantim · 23/04/2025 19:54

darksideofthemooncup · 23/04/2025 19:51

The lingering shot of the tissue box was inspired

And the rolled up note

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 19:54

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 19:53

Exactly! 🤣 It’s literally been written… just needs to be started either by the end of day tomorrow or tomorrow

Well if people come up with ideas for a thread title, I say they make the next thread 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 19:55

Don't make it yet - we keep getting new things to include!

nottheplan · 23/04/2025 19:56

Villagetoraiseachild · 23/04/2025 19:33

Carina's dog, Hermes or Cartier or whatever is definitely a Snob.

🤣

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 19:56

Beth's room is tiny!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 19:56

Beth's room is a personality-free zone.

QueSyrahSyrah · 23/04/2025 19:57

I’m catching up on last night, but did I just, god I can barely type it… did I just feel a bit of respect for Ryan?! I feel so unclean.

hoxtonbabe · 23/04/2025 19:57

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 19:54

Well if people come up with ideas for a thread title, I say they make the next thread 🤣🤣

I meant end of day Today or tomorrow 😅

Yes I agree. I wish I could come up with such witty titles 😩

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 19:59

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/04/2025 19:56

Beth's room is a personality-free zone.

A bit like her

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RancidRuby · 23/04/2025 20:00

Dave's trying too hard, it seems forced.

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 20:00

Why do all of their apartments look similar to the apartments they stay in on the experiment?

But with less furniture?

(Except Ryan, who has an actual house with random crap in it)

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 20:01

Oh dear. Ryan is going to lose his shit.

That laundry basket must absolutely honk.

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