MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dave's dog is gorgeous.

We volunteer you as Tribute for starting the next thread 🤣🤣🤣

Dave just wants to be the good guy so he’s back tracking.

It doesn't look like his mouth and his face agreed in advance as to the message that both would be sending tonight

I cba with Dave and Jamie any more. We Want Ryan's Wankpad.

Dave is so full of shit

Dave's an arse.... man.

He's leading her on. Bloody arsehole.

I suspect Jacqui's parents are carefully tidied away into her Messy Cupboard.

😂

And we all thought he’d be one of the good guys.

I say bring back Billy. He deserved a second chance over the likes of Lauren.

They went to get milk 20 years ago and haven't been seen since

I think Dave does care for Jamie and does fancy her, but I don't think he's falling in love with her and he doesn't fancy her with a capital F. She's just Ok for now is where I think his minds at.

Like the Monica Ghellar cupboard of mess

Parents just wedged into a gap 😂

Here we go. Gawd knows what the bathroom looks like.

RYAN'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

I just think he fancied Veronica more

And now she’s gone, he’s pretending to focus on Jamie a bit more.

Oh, she's bringing along her flowers.

OMG, he is showing her his best 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

My DP gave me flowers a couple of times early on in our relationship.

I told him to buy me wine instead. I’m still waiting.

He looks so proud of his house.

THE SWORD!!!!

Vision board!!!!

Ryan and The Vision Board 🤣🤣🤣

His house is the house of a recently un-virginised Virgin

Even the dog looks disappointed 🤣🤣

Even his dog is side eyeing him

Of course he has a kimono, I imagine he wears it whilst posing with his katana

I wonder if Ryan really has a very tidy house and just asked some mates to go round and drop all that stuff off, to put Jacqui off!