MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

@PuppiesProzacProsecco spoiler? Can’t remember what was said now but whatever it was, it wasn’t done deliberately. But thanks for remembering me, I’m flattered 😉

Am I the only one who feels sorry for Dave? He can't just magic up strong feelings, it's not his fault how he feels. He's being honest. She gave him the ick and it's hard to come back from that. He's embarrassed by her behaviour. She's not exactly lady like. He's trying his best to catch feelings (but maybe just to save face) Also the way they talk you would think it's years they've been together. Anything under 6 months is nothing imo and it's hard to know how you feel long term.

You’re not alone. I agree.

Oooh look at you with your friends 🤣 well we're fine here with the weird Internet people while you pretend to be normal 😁

I don't think anyone wants him to manufacture feelings. The point is he's never said anything up till now about not feeling romantic. And then after wife swap with V he became dismissive and totally callous towards Jaime. "I dont hate girl" And not caring that she was upset.
That's a very different situation to those pairings that just don't feel it.

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Just finished catching up. I wonder if that room is Ryan's equivalent of Monica's messy cupboard and the rest of the place is pristine? Jacqui can't recognise a rose 😁Is it just me or did Carina's dog look unimpressed with Tricolore?

Next thread title really needs to include 'Jacqui's in a coma, I know, I know it's really serious' and please have Hong Thong in there somewhere.

Noooo. The Guardian are bastards.

I think it may have been the timing though. It was just after the retreat he starting acting strangely - where she had been very loud and bashful. I think the ILY made him panic too. Who knows - maybe being with V did make him realise that Jaime isn't the one for him?

Yup. I'm an arse and I clicked on it.

I exercised uncharacteristic restraint. But the headline was annoying.

Ok, are we not going to meet Jacqui's parents? FFS.

Just me?

Carina's dog, Hermes or Cartier or whatever is definitely a Snob.

Ryan's house! Ryan's house! Ryan's house!!!! That's all we care about.

Show me a pomeranian that isn't

Maybe the dog is very religious and can sense the Devil.

Jeff looks quite fit with a bit of a beard.

DS has given me the rest of his peanut m&Ms while I 'watch Married at first Shite ' as he charmingly calls it...

Jeff has gone back to Couples' Retreat Fit.

That's very thoughtful of him. Does he know that you will be throwing them at the TV?

I'm not wasting them!

I love a beard (unlike Jacqui).

Dave's pouty face is so ugly