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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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JaneJeffer · 23/04/2025 00:47

Carina’s mam will be raging that Ryan wasn’t matched with her daughter when she sees his rosary beads

CrazyAboutFurBabies · 23/04/2025 00:54

I’m so happy I found this thread LOL

Im only up to date up to the last commitment ceremony so need to catch up on Tuesdays

BUT CAN I ASK…

Is anyone annoyed that Elliot didn’t bring up to the experts that Veronica said to him ‘ you are beneath me’

When they asked something along the lines of ‘what makes you think she hates you’ that was his perfect opportunity!!!! I was shouting at the TV ‘TELL THEM WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU’

I already CANNOT wait for the reunion where they show them all the clips back!!

JennyTals · 23/04/2025 01:27

davs a bit above Jamie’s league

i like Jamie but she’s intense with such a big hooter old can’t help but stare at it !

personally I think she’s just really embarrassed him with the sex talk
saying he doesn’t initiate it

Yachtinggwoman · 23/04/2025 03:11

JennyTals · 23/04/2025 01:27

davs a bit above Jamie’s league

i like Jamie but she’s intense with such a big hooter old can’t help but stare at it !

personally I think she’s just really embarrassed him with the sex talk
saying he doesn’t initiate it

That’s harsh about Jamie. I think she’s lovely, too good for Dave.

JustFeedMeCake · 23/04/2025 06:39

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Spoiler alert

Dillite2 · 23/04/2025 06:51

SlightlyJaded · 22/04/2025 23:37

Ryan's house is like the 'Before' if Stacey Solomon and the 'Sort your life Out Team' were decluttering a 14 year old Emo's Bric-a-Brac habit.

There are going to be a LOT of tears.

Edited

My DD has that moon light also....

And of course he likes Naruto 🙄

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CaptBirdsEar · 23/04/2025 06:54

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Uh-oh, spoiler!

CorrectionCentre · 23/04/2025 06:58

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Uh-oh, spoiler!

This is the no spoilers thread.

greengreyblue · 23/04/2025 07:00

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Uh-oh, spoiler!

Boooooo no spoilers!

CorrectionCentre · 23/04/2025 07:01

greengreyblue · 23/04/2025 07:00

Boooooo no spoilers!

I've reported and asked for deletion

Donttellempike · 23/04/2025 08:43

PerfectYear321 · 23/04/2025 00:06

Why, though? He seems so uncomfortable on-screen

He seemed ok when he was playing at Team Jaime. He’s not a good liar.

Donttellempike · 23/04/2025 08:44

JennyTals · 23/04/2025 01:27

davs a bit above Jamie’s league

i like Jamie but she’s intense with such a big hooter old can’t help but stare at it !

personally I think she’s just really embarrassed him with the sex talk
saying he doesn’t initiate it

Great, let’s reduce women to a series of parts. That’s what we need more of 🙄

TitsInAbsentia · 23/04/2025 09:38

SlightlyJaded · 22/04/2025 23:37

Ryan's house is like the 'Before' if Stacey Solomon and the 'Sort your life Out Team' were decluttering a 14 year old Emo's Bric-a-Brac habit.

There are going to be a LOT of tears.

Edited

I must commend you for such fabulous screenshots....it's like one of those mystery games where you have to find things amongst the rabble 😂

we all need some Hong thong for the mafs drinking game!

Paul2023 · 23/04/2025 09:48

Still catching up. I just realised something when it comes to Carina and Paul.

When Carina made the point about she was surprised that Paul would go with that calibre of woman ( referring to Athwina’s twin sister) who Paul had a brief fling with a few years earlier.

I get that Paul should have kept that to himself and he did kind of throw Carina under the bus by mentioning that point. Somethings are supposed to be kept between couples.

However on the flip side , the challenges are supposed to bring out honesty. So in Paul’s mind , he could say he was being brutally honest , even calling Carina a snob at times.

But during the commitment ceremony, I noticed the experts completely let Carina off the hook regarding the comment Carina made about Athwinas sister. They didn’t challenge her once on it.

Yet Alessandra grilled Paul , and basically said Paul threw Carina under the bus and shouldn’t have told Athwina. Noting was said about Carina making a nasty comment.

Yet at the same time people are told to be honest during challenges!

Scorpion84 · 23/04/2025 09:54

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:21

Surely J has a vase! If she has a feckin croquet set and not a vase when she loves flowers then she needs a ‘ reset’ ! 😂

Apparently it wasn't her real apartment I've read she rented an air b&b 🤣

324GG · 23/04/2025 09:59

Hold on a minute - is Awhina a TWIN???? What does she NEVER mention this??

It's not like EVERY SINGLE TIME she says the word sister she has to say "twin" in front of it

SlightlyJaded · 23/04/2025 10:00

@JustFeedMeCake Can you not post any spoilers PLEASE. I am unreasonably pisssed off that you just shared that.

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 10:11

Will be catching up on last nights episode during today as was out with my friend last night so missed it!

Sprattocatchamackerel · 23/04/2025 10:43

JennyTals · 23/04/2025 01:27

davs a bit above Jamie’s league

i like Jamie but she’s intense with such a big hooter old can’t help but stare at it !

personally I think she’s just really embarrassed him with the sex talk
saying he doesn’t initiate it

Jamie’s nose is fabulous. Lovely to see a real nose on a confident woman.
Your comment is completely uncalled for.

quantim · 23/04/2025 10:59

Paul2023 · 23/04/2025 09:48

Still catching up. I just realised something when it comes to Carina and Paul.

When Carina made the point about she was surprised that Paul would go with that calibre of woman ( referring to Athwina’s twin sister) who Paul had a brief fling with a few years earlier.

I get that Paul should have kept that to himself and he did kind of throw Carina under the bus by mentioning that point. Somethings are supposed to be kept between couples.

However on the flip side , the challenges are supposed to bring out honesty. So in Paul’s mind , he could say he was being brutally honest , even calling Carina a snob at times.

But during the commitment ceremony, I noticed the experts completely let Carina off the hook regarding the comment Carina made about Athwinas sister. They didn’t challenge her once on it.

Yet Alessandra grilled Paul , and basically said Paul threw Carina under the bus and shouldn’t have told Athwina. Noting was said about Carina making a nasty comment.

Yet at the same time people are told to be honest during challenges!

Carina apologised for her comment before the commitment ceremony so it would have been pointless for the experts to keep berating her for it.

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 11:01

Jeez Jacqui!

Leave Ryan’s beard alone!

You wouldn’t like it if he insisted you cut your hair, or change your appearance to suit him, so why do you think it’s acceptable to try and change his appearance?

Ryan is a knob, but this woman is NUTS.

And I’m yet to see the ixperts pull her up on ANY of her unreasonable behaviour.

loveawineloveacrisp · 23/04/2025 11:03

browneyes77 · 23/04/2025 11:01

Jeez Jacqui!

Leave Ryan’s beard alone!

You wouldn’t like it if he insisted you cut your hair, or change your appearance to suit him, so why do you think it’s acceptable to try and change his appearance?

Ryan is a knob, but this woman is NUTS.

And I’m yet to see the ixperts pull her up on ANY of her unreasonable behaviour.

Plus the beard is the only differentiator between his head and his neck 😂

JennyTals · 23/04/2025 11:06

Jamie wanted everyone to gang up on Lauren then got mad when two of them felt uncomfortable with the situation she’s always in everyone’s business

and she really embarrassed Dave about the sex thing
that’s why he’s backed right off
he feels humiliated
and probably doesn’t like the fact she’s always rowing with others and getting involved

but he’s probably just there to coast along. Stay in as long as possible
get a lot of followers then he will have loads of women after him no doubt
that’s what most of them stay in there for really

SlightlyJaded · 23/04/2025 11:09

Suggestion for next thread title: WAQUI CRIES HERSELF INTO A COMA SO RYAN KEEPS HIS BEARD AND PLAYS LONE WOLF CROQUET. PAUL FINDS RELIGION AND UNDOES ANOTHER SHIRT BUTTON TO SHOW OFF HIS NEW CRUCIFIX. RHI AND JEFF BEHAVE LIKE ADULTS BUT ADRIAN IS NOT LEAVING SYDNEY. BIG DAVE DECLARES.....NOTHING..AND SHOCK REVELATION: AWINA HAS A TWIN!!

Yorkshiredolls · 23/04/2025 11:15

SlightlyJaded · 22/04/2025 23:37

Ryan's house is like the 'Before' if Stacey Solomon and the 'Sort your life Out Team' were decluttering a 14 year old Emo's Bric-a-Brac habit.

There are going to be a LOT of tears.

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Hello Lurker here stepping in 👋
did anyone else spot the wooden Penis keyring?

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