MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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I caught up late today.

Jacqui is hilariously crazy. I would cry visiting Ryan's man cave, I wasn't expecting that. The flower shop fiasco at the bill was mortifying, he was hiding behind her shoulder before begrudgingly tapping the card.

I expected it to be all beige and clean.

Mawhina is wasting her time. I agree that she needs to change her hairstyle, a slick long bob style would be far nicer.

Dave's place is nice.

Carina's family are a bad judge of character, the experts didn't do well.

I think we need to make sure we're not in the middle of eating anything when we watch Ryan's lair.
I will feel ill anyway!

Bloody hell, Jacqui could start an argument in an empty room.

Jamie's sister was spot on. I agree Dave checked out at the retreat.
Maybe that's where he noticed V, it makes sense now as V was acting fun and free at the retreat, "oh look at me" before turning back into a witch in Elliott's company.

I wonder if Jacqui will try to ‘fix’ Ryan again after seeing his house or walk out singing “I can buy myself flowers” and never look back!

Oh man I'm hoping for a Star Wars duvet cover.
Can you guess the last time the sheets were washed?

I love Jacqui, she’s utterly hilarious.

Jamie’s sister is very pretty, apart from those lips, obvs. I think it’s curtains for Jamie and Dave.

Adrian is back to being an arsehole.

I fucking hate religion. What an absolute load of hypocrites Carina and her family are.

Wonder what’s carinas mum will think when she finds out she’s shagged a pop star 😂😂😂

Nope I got that ad on the app

The sheets could probably walk to the washing machine and throw themselves in!

Ryan's house is genius, it's like kryptonite to Jacqui. She might actually cry real tears for once.

Jamie's sister was bang on the money.

Carina's home convent of denial is not for me, or indeed for her, she'll be cast out for her rapper based sins, and her bum in the air intimacy week ones. Mama will not approve. 10000000 hail Marys won't cut it, she'll be grounded for life.

Adrian is a tosser, but we knew that.

He probably wears shoes to bed too. 🤮

I think it's a combination of him being covered in unserious tattoos and being a bit chubby. Also maybe the fact that he doesn't seem very comfortable in his own skin.

Ryan's house is like the 'Before' if Stacey Solomon and the 'Sort your life Out Team' were decluttering a 14 year old Emo's Bric-a-Brac habit.

There are going to be a LOT of tears.

Looking forward to tomorrow, chez Ryan.

Part of me wonders if Ryan got one of his incel mates to set it up and normally it looks fine. Just to wind Jacqui up.

That would actually be amazing.

Hong thong?

I would also love it if it's just the large basement of his mum's house.

Agreed. Her skin is beautiful and the dark hair is much more flattering than the blonde Awhina has gone for

Was it just £54? From his face I thought the exchange rate was 1:1 or something 💀

Why, though? He seems so uncomfortable on-screen

Hong Thong 😐

Did Dave always do that weird pouty thing with his lips? Am I just noticing it now because he's getting so many close ups depicting him squirming?