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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:14

Oh Jacqui. You are so horrible! He wanted to get you flowers, you took over. He has paid for it and she looks miserable.

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:17

Right so Jacqui is insane! She just wants him to be her husband doll that she dresses to fit her pre set ideas. As much as I dislike Ryan, she would be hell to be married to!

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:17

I'm not up to the house but. But I do think Jacqui treats him badly.

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:18

Did that florist say $100aus dollars ??? For a jug of flowers??

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:18

Jamie's sister would look much nicer with natural lips.

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:19

"greengreyblue* with the vase!!!!

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:19

Interesting what Jaimie’s sister said. Maybe Jaimie did kind of read more into the relationship . He has always been strong and silent. Maybe she filled in the gaps!

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:20

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:19

"greengreyblue* with the vase!!!!

The vase was a little jug!

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:21

Surely J has a vase! If she has a feckin croquet set and not a vase when she loves flowers then she needs a ‘ reset’ ! 😂

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:21

"You've only got a couple of weeks left." That suggests if Dave cannot get his feelings in order for Jamie, he never will. But I wonder if Dave could outside the experiment.

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:23

We don't know that Jacqui has a croquet set, she just wants Ryan to have one!

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:25

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:23

We don't know that Jacqui has a croquet set, she just wants Ryan to have one!

Because it’s obviously a measure of class to her. I guess she thinks she’s Jacqui in Wonderland. If only she can get Ryan to drink the potion that makes him her perfect man

Delatron · 22/04/2025 21:25

greengreyblue · 22/04/2025 21:19

Interesting what Jaimie’s sister said. Maybe Jaimie did kind of read more into the relationship . He has always been strong and silent. Maybe she filled in the gaps!

I love Jamie. I do think Dave changed his behaviour a while before he was pulled up on it and she didn’t really notice. She was too busy with all the drama but he definitely changed a few weeks in to the experiment. I remember him suddenly being really quiet and staring in to space a lot. And wondering why she wasn’t clocking it..

Not saying he hasn’t behaved badly but I do think she may have put her head in the sand too. If she’d have sensed him backing off I don’t think she would have used the L word. Or maybe she would…

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 21:32

"Delatron* I think that is a very good observation.

I think if Jamie had not got caught up in all the drama things may have been smoother.

Outofthepan · 22/04/2025 21:39

Delatron · 22/04/2025 20:58

Ryan’s house! Tomorrow is going to be fab. ‘Like the elderly’!

Edited

So good 😂

Outofthepan · 22/04/2025 21:40

Delatron · 22/04/2025 21:25

I love Jamie. I do think Dave changed his behaviour a while before he was pulled up on it and she didn’t really notice. She was too busy with all the drama but he definitely changed a few weeks in to the experiment. I remember him suddenly being really quiet and staring in to space a lot. And wondering why she wasn’t clocking it..

Not saying he hasn’t behaved badly but I do think she may have put her head in the sand too. If she’d have sensed him backing off I don’t think she would have used the L word. Or maybe she would…

Someone did ask on here if Dave was allowed to have any views at that time

Outofthepan · 22/04/2025 21:41

Jacqui is proper insane

CrystalMighty · 22/04/2025 21:55

tooshytopoo · 22/04/2025 20:58

Not Jacqui crying at Ryan’s decor 🤣

I'd so cry 😂

CrystalMighty · 22/04/2025 22:00

Donttellempike · 22/04/2025 21:01

Ryan has an incel lair

Bloody hell his hair's the least of his worries

CrystalMighty · 22/04/2025 22:01

CrystalMighty · 22/04/2025 22:00

Bloody hell his hair's the least of his worries

Oh haven't got my glasses on 😂
Lair, you said

CrystalMighty · 22/04/2025 22:03

BippidyBoppety · 22/04/2025 21:04

I'm on a freeze frame shot of a table top with:
An open can of Carlsberg
An open bottle of Elephant beer
A cigar ( I think)
A toy gun
A pair of googly eyes
A book called "The Tooth Fairy"
Possibly a recorder.
And other assorted items.

And Ryan called Beth classless.

Edited

Googly eyes and a recorder
Dying 😭

Discoprincess6 · 22/04/2025 22:12

I’ve not been able to watch tonight’s because my boyfriend has got the football on! What have I missed?

IsItTimeToRetireYet · 22/04/2025 22:14

Ryan’s house - I wouldn’t dare sit on the sofa, let alone get anywhere near the bed!

Jacqui’s “favourite florist” where she picked up a rose and didn’t know what flower it was 😂

SagaNorensPorche · 22/04/2025 22:18

IsItTimeToRetireYet · 22/04/2025 22:14

Ryan’s house - I wouldn’t dare sit on the sofa, let alone get anywhere near the bed!

Jacqui’s “favourite florist” where she picked up a rose and didn’t know what flower it was 😂

… 😄 and the shop owner clearly had no idea who she was.

Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2025 22:20

BippidyBoppety · 22/04/2025 21:04

I'm on a freeze frame shot of a table top with:
An open can of Carlsberg
An open bottle of Elephant beer
A cigar ( I think)
A toy gun
A pair of googly eyes
A book called "The Tooth Fairy"
Possibly a recorder.
And other assorted items.

And Ryan called Beth classless.

Edited

No cuddly toy?

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