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MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Dillite2 · 18/04/2025 11:32

Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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Dillite2 · 22/04/2025 20:55

Yeesh. Jamie's sister is mincing no words. She's obviously has had enough of Jamie's shit relationships.

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Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 20:55

I think Jamie always wants to see the best in people.

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 20:55

I have not seen any Pepto bismosl ad.

Appalonia · 22/04/2025 20:57

WHY does Dave suddenly have a beard again??

Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 20:57

Omg Ryan's house!
He's a hoarder (of crap!)

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 22/04/2025 20:57

That's not "lone wolf" decor. It's incel meets school shooter meets loner weirdo.

Donttellempike · 22/04/2025 20:57

Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 20:55

I think Jamie always wants to see the best in people.

Yes, but he did lead her down the garden path, and still is. Dave’s a bit of a shit really

BippidyBoppety · 22/04/2025 20:58

Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 20:57

Omg Ryan's house!
He's a hoarder (of crap!)

My jaw dropped. Holy cow!

Delatron · 22/04/2025 20:58

Ryan’s house! Tomorrow is going to be fab. ‘Like the elderly’!

tooshytopoo · 22/04/2025 20:58

Not Jacqui crying at Ryan’s decor 🤣

RancidRuby · 22/04/2025 20:58

Ryan's house is the complete opposite of Jacqui's beige minimalist pad.

Dillite2 · 22/04/2025 20:58

No way does Ryan actually live in that house? I can smell the stale wank socks, 5 year's worth of dust and the pile of dirty underwear from over here.

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Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2025 20:58

Ryan's House of Horrors tomorrow....

Clafoutie · 22/04/2025 20:59

Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 20:57

Omg Ryan's house!
He's a hoarder (of crap!)

And it has made Jacqui cry once more… reminded her of ‘the elderly’ poor thing, how much more can she be expected to take?

academicallyblonde · 22/04/2025 20:59

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 22/04/2025 20:57

That's not "lone wolf" decor. It's incel meets school shooter meets loner weirdo.

“Lone wolf” (or sigma) is something that Andrew Tate frequently refers to.

Dillite2 · 22/04/2025 21:00

Clafoutie · 22/04/2025 20:59

And it has made Jacqui cry once more… reminded her of ‘the elderly’ poor thing, how much more can she be expected to take?

For once those tears are justified

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Appalonia · 22/04/2025 21:00

Was NOT expecting his house to look like that! I thought he'd be really neat and tidy. It's like a teenage boy😂

Donttellempike · 22/04/2025 21:01
Cartoon Pirate GIF

Ryan has an incel lair

Pianoaholic · 22/04/2025 21:02

Now I know why Ryan saw no issue in putting his shoes on the bed!

Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2025 21:02

To be fair Ryan's house would give me the total shudders.

RancidRuby · 22/04/2025 21:03

Villagetoraiseachild · 22/04/2025 21:02

To be fair Ryan's house would give me the total shudders.

Yeah, I'm team Jacqui on this one.

BippidyBoppety · 22/04/2025 21:04

I'm on a freeze frame shot of a table top with:
An open can of Carlsberg
An open bottle of Elephant beer
A cigar ( I think)
A toy gun
A pair of googly eyes
A book called "The Tooth Fairy"
Possibly a recorder.
And other assorted items.

And Ryan called Beth classless.

hoxtonbabe · 22/04/2025 21:05

Italiangreyhound · 22/04/2025 20:55

I have not seen any Pepto bismosl ad.

I did 😡

I thought they had stopped it as I didn’t see it yesterday or last week but today it’s back 🙄

Dillite2 · 22/04/2025 21:06

BippidyBoppety · 22/04/2025 21:04

I'm on a freeze frame shot of a table top with:
An open can of Carlsberg
An open bottle of Elephant beer
A cigar ( I think)
A toy gun
A pair of googly eyes
A book called "The Tooth Fairy"
Possibly a recorder.
And other assorted items.

And Ryan called Beth classless.

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I hope those open cans are washed and dry because otherwise, after all that time away, 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Delatron · 22/04/2025 21:07

His house must stink to high heaven. Jacqui is going to lose the plot..

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