MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

It's so sad for Jamie

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He's so inarticulate. Is that just because he's lying....?

Me too 😂
Meanwhile Dave has shaved his beard

He really looks so young for 36

Why does Jacqui need Ryan to consider her needs but she doesn't need to consider his needs.

Because his only need is to please and pleasure her. Nothing else.

Yes he looks like a little boy.

What is GTA?
Tired brain here.

I don't know either...

Grand Theft Auto, violent game full of drugs and prostitutes. Massive about 10 years ago.

Grand theft auto

Grand Theft Auto is what I know GTA

Oh wow! I was watching on Channel 4 app and it’s already finished even though I started watching late. Somehow I’m ahead of everyone.

I'm watching on the app but it's not over for me?

squillion ads

Think there's fewer ads on the app.
But then you miss out on pepto bismol ad!

That Pomeranian is gorgeous.

I pay £3.99 a month for no ads but still get them watching live - clearly I'm doing something wrong!

Grand Theft Auto. It's a video game.

Yeah. I had no idea what you were all talking about at that point!

this is what's called enshitification

Dave has had a major personality shift.

Dave is so full of it. He wants to be on Telly. The end

Just start watching 5 or 10 minutes after it actually starts.