MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

What in the name of terrible AI was that advert?

Not liking that advert for Open House, the great sex experiment!

Oh god. What’s Jacqui crying for now?

I literally had an out of body flashback to being 21 and on bad acid. Weird as fuck.

The disclaimer reassuring people that the show includes real humans is fairly funny though

Oh this is awkward

Don't they sell flowers in supermarkets in Oz?

Wacqui is telly gold, isn't she.

54 quid on flowers!!!

Oh my god leave the shop

She’s crying again 😂

Jaqui and Ryan are just so exhausting

Oh why is she crying AGAIN??

Was Ryan wondering if she would be offended if he paid or if he didn't pay?!
Hard to know!

That poor, poor florist....

Why the fuck is she crying?!??

Ryan's face at having spent £54 on flowers 😆😆😆

If he hadn’t bought those flowers. Jacqui would have MELTED THE FUCK down 💐💐💐💐💐

Jacqui 💐 😭.

Why is she walking like she's in GTA

Wow wot a bod!!

It's lucky that Jacqui produces 0 tears when she cries as otherwise she would have turned to dust from being dehydrated.

Dying here 😂😂😂

Jamie's sister

Whoever her injector is should be struck off.