MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Nobody ever screamed at you, you wanker!

I have zero bandwidth remaining for Adrian and Awhina.

Adrian has conveniently forgotten how his sisters/friend behaved that time.

100% this! I was saying the same thing to myself just now.

I’m 15mins behind because despite being on a diet I fancied chip shop chips so stopped off on way home = late back home 🤣

That's because in his eyes, they behaved absolutely perfectly. It was Awhina and Cleo that were in the wrong.

She’s back in her house with this idiot when her son is not far away with her parents. And she hasn’t seen him for ages. Just kick him out…!

Adrian back to true arsehole form

Carina's parents do know that their daughter has been shagging Paul for the last 2 months, right? So what's with the "good Catholic girl" nonsense now? No wonder Carina has such weird ideas and is willing to stay with an abuser.

Those doggies are cute!

Manly?😂

I would rather marry Cartier the doggo than Paul.
Bet the grub is good round Carina's parents place.

No surprise, Jacqui's house looks obsessively tidy!

Completely agree, as a lapsed Catholic, there is no thing that grinds my gears more than a Catholic matriarch. I’ve known a few. They’ve all been vile.

Im very anti organized religion as a result. Hate it

If Carona( because she is in a Pauldemic) is so religious why did she think it ok to go in MAFs and share a bed with a stranger???

Because Catholics cherry pick the bits they like.

"Banter" never seems to go down well on MAFS.

Wacqui and Ryan are both toxic to one another.

Ryan needs a beard. Without it he will be a literal walking thumb.

Separate rooms?! They've been cavorting on the telly in their underwear for gods sake!

This is Ryan’s hardest date, because all the others jumped out the restaurant window PDQ

Wil Jacqui cry about the beard?

He’d look awful without a beard! She needs to leave it.

Of all the many annoying things about Ryan, the beard probably isn't the worst!

Hasn't unpacked a bag yet ...

Wacqui, it's not Ryan. It's you. Definitely you.

But "a small brain"??? What the fuck, Ryan?