MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Is this about his dad?

These people have enough walls on the go that the Great Wall of China is jealous of them

The stress has made some of Tricolore Paul's plugs fall out 😂

Paul's quite upset that his attempt at painting me in a bad light backfired on him and he got called out on it. So now he is just pouting like a petulant toddler and is refusing to eat his broccoli.

I was just coming on to say that! Having just watched a YouTube short showing how they put wigs on so they look 'natural' I reckon paul doesnt have much up top at all thats his. And he's feckin greetin again.

I don't remember the part about Jacqui saying about going to New York for 6 months.

Can't wait to see Ryan's "lone wolf" decor style. And his antique samurai sword...

Ryan trying to get one up on Jacqui by claiming to have a bigger place..

WTF Jacqui? A croquet set? Even King Charles is side eyeing that question.

Jacqui doesn't look like a dog person to me, I reckon she prefers cats. Or doesn't like animals at all.

Shall we take bets on the lack of a croquet set being a "deal breaker" for Jacqui?

Adrian is already on the combative and they haven't even left the flat yet!

Oh, Ryan's beard isnt Manley , the suburb, not manly, macho.
I think. Tho who knows with Wacqui.

Is Wacqui trying to pick a fight with Ryan? With a grin on her face, picking on stuff she knows makes Ryan twitchy.

Jamie is never going to let Dave's behaviour in the last couple of days go. It's done for them.

Was there a correlation between Dave growing a beard and becoming an arse hole? He didn’t have one in the beginning.

Also, you’d think Ryan would love to live in Manly as he’s such a manly man!

Ok just started. Dark chocolate and camomile tea on board.

Is Manly, Melbourne? Aussies have such weird abbreviations

Very refined! I've got hot chocolate and a microwaved protein bar....

You might want to upgrade that chamomile to tequila.

The comments on here are hilarious tonight! Thanks for making me smile everyone 😆

No. Manly is a suburb of Sydney.

Thank god Awhina isn't introducing her son to Adrian, first sensible decision she's made in a long time.

Oh, so it's like living in Bromley. Not exactly outer Hebrides.

Awhina, your mouth says one thing and your face and body are saying something completely different. The exact opposite, in fact.