MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Croquet set??? WTAF ?

Yeah what was that about.. I thought I missed some kind of joke in past episodes because it was so random

Looks like this is it for Jamie and Dave. And he gets to come out the other end saying "she was the one who ended it"

Dave doesn't look 36. I thought he was a lot younger!

Yes, Jacqui has been nothing if not entertaining!

Matalan clothes always look the same as George at Asda ones. I swear I saw that leopard print jacket at George.

Oh. She’s off. I actually totally agree that she has no right to dictate that he has to shave his beard and call him “small brained” because he doesn’t want to.

Re Jacqui- I have had the Smiths song Girlfriend in a Coma stuck in my head!

Was it her that called him small brained? I missed that and only heard him say it. The fuck is wrong with that woman? Was she brought up by wolves?

Where has Jacqui got the notion from that crying about something gets you what you want? She is stuck at a very young age on that.

Do they hand those tops out for free in Australia? Everyone seems to have one!

It's the Randy Aunty again!😂

Now what was the point in Awhina asking the mumbler if he was happy to see her sister 🙄

They don’t get on and the last encounter was a shit show ( even though it was him and his side starting the BS) so of course he’s not going to say “yes, I can’t wait to see your sis, I think she’s a bundle of joy” but then she’s getting pissed when he starts his crap and goes on about a apology 🙄

I would unlapse myself as a Catholic to eat round Carina's parents...

Bless the abusers

😂. Seems such a contrast to the religious parents..

To be fair, he may have started it. I find them both so tedious that I tend to tune them out.

Paul - "living together has been a breeze". Yes Paul, apart from that time your punched a door of course. Easy breezy.

Paul worships at the altar of Paul.

I once went to a dinner where the hosts started to pray before eating and it was the absolute weirdest thing ever. I had no idea what to do and it just happened out of the blue!

It's classic, the good girl, the bad girl!

Girls and women should be taught to be less forgiving FGS

The dogs are gorgeous, and I prefer cats!

The parents all have such lovely homes!

I like how assertive Cleo's sister is.