MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Take that Tricolore Paul.

C'mon Paul. Tell the truth. It's cos you got in trouble for punching a door and thought if you throw some shade at Carina for being a snob we'd forget about it.

He's feeling hurt? Fuck OFF.

Alessandra going for Paul. Love it!😂

Alessandra has her scary eyes on!

Yes Paul! Be the victim! You are the victim and everyone is being unreasonable big, fat meanies.

Oh, fuck off Paul.

Nobody believes your shite.

I don't know how to explain it but Paul looks like the kind of man to be violent

Paul is sounding more French today.

Was it the cracking of his knuckles or the red faced huffing do you think?

Well yes, he's already done that by punching the door. And now he's acting like the victim. Both really worrying.

There's definitely a sense of barely suppressed rage a lot of the time.

I think any French people would disown him.

Or the punching of the apartment door?

Don't you dare start crying.

Carina is waking up and smelling the coffee, a little bit.

He’s a complete fake. And slimy as fuck

I think Dave will write leave. But then I've thought he hasn't been into Jamie for a long time. If you go back and watch he barely makes eye contact with her. She just hasn't noticed! And he's so effusive around and about the people he really likes.

Jamie told him to be honest about his feelings and I think thats what we'll get. I hope so, for Jamie's sake

If this were a real relationship I would be worried about her going home with him

It's the hair. And the greasy sweat. And the pent up rage that is slowly bubbling under the surface.

Again there was a guy like this on MAFS UK a while back. Tried hard to portray a nice guy facade but you could see the rage bubbling under the surface. Turned out his ex-partner had had to get a restraining order against him and he was quickly removed from the reunion show.

My worry was that Carina was too naive and trusting to see Paul for who he really was. I hope her eyes have been opened now..

I think Jamie is more likely to wrote Leave and Dave will write Stay.

He has something to prove. Jamie doesn’t .

Home stays will be interesting.

Who was that? Could have been so many guys tbh...