MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Paul doesn’t feel safe. Give me a break

Was it that tattooed crystal spirit man who was paired up with Shawna?

I can’t remember the man’s name. But the bride was called April. I think she was a former beauty queen or something.

academicallyblonde "... there was a guy like this on MAFS UK a while back. Tried hard to portray a nice guy facade but you could see the rage bubbling under the surface. Turned out his ex-partner had had to get a restraining order against him and he was quickly removed from the reunion show."

Who was that, I wonder. Two guys spring to mind.

Grease ball Paul

With Paul the excessive touching when he wants to get Carina back onside feels controlling. After the wall punching episode he was all over her rather than just sitting and having a conversation

Carina.

Paul has REPEATEDLY broken your trust

Why are you staying with this douche?

This relationship is not going to last 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

John is giving me the vibe of the hedgehog that comes out of hibernation and says "Dominos"...

Dave's neck tattoo looks like intertwined, green penises.

I don’t like Corina or her or her gammy clothes.

Oh here come the justifications from Dave...

Well he is a dickhead.

He wants to stay , but has checked out.

The men on the show seem to be a lot of delicate doilies, hurt by what is said.

Well done Mel for calling Dave out

<Dashes for snacks before CBB>

What I don’t get is that there is this vibe of ‘stick it out’ and they even give a round of applause if someone sticks at a relationship. I know they’re supposed to be ‘learning’ but the message is off.

Stick with it no matter what. Sometimes staying with the wrong person for any length of time is very bad for you.

Mentally and even physically.

I'm seeing cabbage.

Oh fuck off Dave.

Pathetic.

Ooh, poor butthurt Dave. Boo frickin hoo.

*Dashes for a wine top up…..🤣🤣

😂

Maybe it's one of those "what do you see in this blob of ink?" psychology tests and we are all seeing what's on our subconsciousness.

Dave, that is so disappointing. You worm.

Even now he is sitting there, pouting all petulantly.

Head turned