MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Teejay, we've heard that excuse before.

We've seen so little of this couple interacting, it's hard to know what's actually going on with them.

It was the same with Rhi and Jeff-they were in the friend zone for ages until they were both ready to start having sex again. So, perhaps, Beth and TJ might be the same. Or they will go the Billy and Sierah route. Perhaps without having an affair with Adrian.

Absolutely. Standard MAFS-manspeak for "I don't fancy her but I want to stay on for exposure because she's not crazy enough to run away from".

C'mon, just get to Jamie and Dave, that's all we're interested in...

lol.

I Met one that said it, but didn’t actually follow it through 🙄😂

I never have either!

When Beth was asked if she needed that, a part of me was hoping she'd say 'Nah, just want a sh@g'... I could imagine her saying it too! 😄

Nope. It's always about sex and nothing else.

Did we hear Beth and Teejay’s letters?

I think it's code for not fancying you...

I hate Paul.

He's just not that into you, Beth. There's like 2 weeks left, if he honestly did feel attracted to her then they'd be shagging.

just asked DH if he would become a SAHD if Im in a coma

he said no.

ffs, we’re not compatible. Should have asked this question years ago

Oh, Paul, you sicko. 🚩🚩🚩
Carina is a fool.
In their matching prison outfits.

A bit like 'I respect you too much'...

Paul is doing his best. And failing miserably.

🤣🤣🤣

Paul is almost smirking whilst throwing Carina under the bus again.

If Slimer from Ghostbusters went to Turkey for a hair transplant = Paul.

Oh Paul is about to get himself a new arsehole ripped……again.

It's a great colour on her, the top has a lovely cut but the bottom could do with a bit more material to make it flow, rather than the very tight skirt that she can only totter in.

I think Jacqui's dress is lovely

I still hate Elliot. He played a good
game

Come on Paul! Squeeze out a sympathy tear. We all know that you can do it.

Or “it’s not you, it’s me” 😂

He gave no shit about Awhina. He gave no shit about Carina. He has tired of wearing his mask and can no longer be bothered to keep it on.