MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

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As long as the pepto one doesn’t resurface I’m good with the lies of cleaning products 😅

Why does it look that Ryan's buttons are inside out?

With the letter, I do feel like it was reducing my virility and my masculinity. My icon, Andrew Tate, would not stand for it.

Mel don't legitimise Jacqui. There is no way these two are staying together.

I kind of switch off when these two are on the couch as neither of them are genuine. I can't relate to either of them AT ALL...

Has it occurred to her to ask what's important to him (and not then just dismiss what he says)?

Jacqui has taken a leaf from the Verruca acting book!

She’s happy he said he feels inadequate- she likes to be top dog

I have a speed mop and it’s OK but it would never clean up the amount of mud on the advert.

It’s ok, whispers Jacqui .. can’t help feeling it is a bit sinister!

I was just saying the same thing to my son who is pretending not to watch it yet commenting on Veronicas madness and Ryan’s neck 🤣

Love Carina's dress.

" Not believable as a human being " is what I always think with Jaqui and Ryan!😂

I hate those knitted polo shirt things that remind me of something my Granddad would have worn.

Wow they only shagged ONCE!

Clafoutie

"It’s ok, whispers Jacqui .. can’t help feeling it is a bit sinister!"

It feels like acting to me.

Bollocks, Teejay.

Oh here we go again. I do not believe any of these men…

Mel’s hair is very Jane Austen

How many times has Beth said this now about thinking he doesn't fancy her? It feels like it's been quite a few times and he keeps refuting it... I think she's pushing him away.

This lack of emotional connection thing sounds like something they are all 'catching'.

Whips and chains? Steady!

It’s astonishing to me, that the ixperts never seem to question what Jacqui does for Ryan.

It’s always about what Ryan has done wrong and what he can improve.

But there’s never any questions to Jacqui about what she can improve and what she can do differently.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s lots of things that Ryan needs to change. But Jacqui also needs to compromise. And there seems to be zero focus on that. It’s all on Ryan.

If he fancied her , she’d know

Am I the only one who has never met a man who wants to “build an emotional connection” before having sex?