MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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We are not leaving the zoo….!

Surely some of the people who knew each other must have realised earlier that they were going to be on MAFS just from shared contacts if they didn’t actually meet in the producer’s office?

I wonder if they have to keep it secret?

I’m so tempted to look at current social media/Insta etc. to see what the fallouthas been once the series is over but I won’t. Stay strong 💪

So player Paul has become bored now (after the tears and retreat drama) so thought he’d get the ‘Top 5 Fake Reasons to Dump Someone’ laminate out!
They issue this list to all the slimy cretins, along with their second phone.

I know I was so tempted just to find out what happened but it’s only another 100 episodes or feels like 😭

@Dillite2 I love 90 Day fiance. Will start a thread to discuss. Could just be us mind you

Not sure if this has been said but if it was suggested Jackie gave pleasure to Ryan when she wasn't in the mood that would be frowned on so why is it ok for Ryan to be pulled up on it. If that time of day for sex isn't for him. That's it and it should be respected

Nobody agrees with that advice or indeed any advice the ixpirts give

edited because the app is shite

Nob??

No I’m a commoner

Elliott’s still a dickhead

ok so Veronica is acting strange around him but that’s because she’s afraid of him. Why doesn’t she leave
though?

Adrian reminds me of Miles Finch, the character in Elf

oooh I love previous series - what are you watching on?

Elliott is basically a Hallmark Christmas movie leading man, who has learned there's more to life than his cold, hard big city ways.

I don't care what he said at the start. He's handsome and he reads books (and he would probably embrace the true spirit of Christmas now).

Catching up on last night's now I've knocked off work. Why does Awhina feel compelled to refer to her sister as her 'twin sister' every single time? We all know she's a twin. Is this a twin thing I've been unaware of up until now?

I saw online (Instagram maybe) she's had it done, still with extensions but better colour/style. Yes, her Sister's hair is much more attractive.

I think Elliotts hot now he's had the stuffing knocked out of him a bit. And the 'reading' revelation....oh my 😍

Right so we are going with the theory that he actually listened to what John said and went away and had a change of heart. Hence why he is being nice to Veronica and more pleasant all round?

It’s like he’s had a personality transplant…

I found it gross when Alessandra said that. I actually find the whole focus on whether or not the couple are having sex an ick, the way they're asked about it and expected to discuss it. If my (grown up) kids were on it and knew I was watching, they'd be mortified. They always say the show is about 'finding love' so why the focus on when if and how they're shagging?? Urgh.

Hopefully he did listen! He definitely seems to have lost the arrogance and the fixed mentality (and I'm certainly liking him more now it's been revealed he's a bookworm!). I agree though, it seems like a drastic personality change.

Huh not once has anyone thought I’m wonderful because I like reading books 🤔

If only it had happened, I'd be a bona fide goddess.

😂 I’ve had plenty “get your head out of that book”

I think you need to be mixing in different circles! 😄

Heh, luckily not too much, but definitely thought odd, and would have been locked up as mad in the 18th century.

The one man who genuinely doesn't think like that is my lovely dad. Because his head is always stuck in a book.

Paul is a tit. Carina said something dickish between them without meaning for it to be shared. Has she even met Cleo? I don't think so so and it wasn't personal. Especially after he put a door through with his jealousy, you'd think he'd understand one catty remark rather than trot off and report it to Awhina as a comment on her calibre.

Jaime and Adrian are in their element, like two Grannies gossiping together! Wonder how they would have worked as a match, it's not exactly smouldering but he's never looked happier.

Eliot has had a bloody lucky escape. He could have come out of this looking worse than Tim.

Poor old Jeff.

I think Teejay fancies Carina. He's empathetic and seemed put off by Beth enjoying trouble.