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MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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browneyes77 · 15/04/2025 08:57

We are not leaving the zoo….!

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JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 16:54

I wonder what Cleo makes of Awhina staying with Adrian after meeting his horrible family? She must be pissed off.

Outofthepan · 16/04/2025 17:00

FergoMcFergFace · 16/04/2025 16:03

Elliott is basically a Hallmark Christmas movie leading man, who has learned there's more to life than his cold, hard big city ways.

I don't care what he said at the start. He's handsome and he reads books (and he would probably embrace the true spirit of Christmas now).

Edited

Yes!

He just needs the granddaughter of the Christmas bookshop owner to arrive for Christmas now

FergoMcFergFace · 16/04/2025 17:02

DontAskMeImLostToo · 16/04/2025 16:16

I found it gross when Alessandra said that. I actually find the whole focus on whether or not the couple are having sex an ick, the way they're asked about it and expected to discuss it. If my (grown up) kids were on it and knew I was watching, they'd be mortified. They always say the show is about 'finding love' so why the focus on when if and how they're shagging?? Urgh.

Agreed. And the stern-faced, judgemental "You're not here to be friends. What are you doing to progress to a more intimate relationship?"

But then I would simply not go on TV and pretend to marry a stranger, so..

EmeraldShamrock000 · 16/04/2025 17:04

Elliot is cunning and intelligent. He is playing the game, his ego would not tolerate Veronica if he hadn't messed up with Lauren. He is on his best behaviour. imo.

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 17:05

FergoMcFergFace · 16/04/2025 17:02

Agreed. And the stern-faced, judgemental "You're not here to be friends. What are you doing to progress to a more intimate relationship?"

But then I would simply not go on TV and pretend to marry a stranger, so..

I’m the same. It makes me cringe. I preferred the old U.K. version where sex wasn’t a requirement.

dimples76 · 16/04/2025 17:06

FergoMcFergFace · 16/04/2025 16:03

Elliott is basically a Hallmark Christmas movie leading man, who has learned there's more to life than his cold, hard big city ways.

I don't care what he said at the start. He's handsome and he reads books (and he would probably embrace the true spirit of Christmas now).

Edited

A brilliant summary!

PoppyBaxter · 16/04/2025 17:13

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 16:34

Huh not once has anyone thought I’m wonderful because I like reading books 🤔

It's only because we thought he was a himbo before!

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 17:14

This thread will cause a surge in men buying books and carrying them around

murasaki · 16/04/2025 17:14

I suspect he's involved in a serious reputation rehabilitation job, but he's doing it well whether it's sincere or not. And it may be genuine.

murasaki · 16/04/2025 17:18

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 17:14

This thread will cause a surge in men buying books and carrying them around

Next time I pop to the corner shop and see a man with a battered copy of 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' under his arm, I will know he's a MAFS viewer. And a lurker on this thread.

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 16/04/2025 17:18

murasaki · 16/04/2025 11:31

I found Elliot's body language in positioning himself as eager student on the floor against Rhi's teacher on the sofa both amusing and slightly endearing.

Yes me too! I thought that. It was an interesting watch. Was he cross legged too??

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2025 17:19

murasaki · 16/04/2025 17:18

Next time I pop to the corner shop and see a man with a battered copy of 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' under his arm, I will know he's a MAFS viewer. And a lurker on this thread.

Or a time traveller 😬

murasaki · 16/04/2025 17:20

@Pinkfluffypencilcase Yes, it was like young men in 5th century BC Athens at the feet of Socrates. I chortled.

greengreyblue · 16/04/2025 18:37

I’m away but just checking in to new thread. Thanks @browneyes77

Dillite2 · 16/04/2025 19:31

Here! Let's have more drama!

ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · 16/04/2025 19:31

🤣🤣🤣

MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s  fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….
Dillite2 · 16/04/2025 19:32

The ghost of Lauren was haunting you

Dillite2 · 16/04/2025 19:33

Dave and Vicky look like they shagged. They 100% shagged.

Appalonia · 16/04/2025 19:34

What are Dave and Veronica finding so funny...?!

Delatron · 16/04/2025 19:34

The smirking from Veronica…

Dillite2 · 16/04/2025 19:36

Jacqui is going to annihilate Ryan with demands when she goes back. She has tasted blood of being treated decently.

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 16/04/2025 19:37

The size of Ryan’s bowl!!

TitsInAbsentia · 16/04/2025 19:37

WTF is Ryan eating? WTF is Ryan?

Dillite2 · 16/04/2025 19:38

What is he eating? It looks like pieces of sponge?

Villagetoraiseachild · 16/04/2025 19:38

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 16/04/2025 19:37

The size of Ryan’s bowl!!

Trough!

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