Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

Don't worry. I've nearly done it myself!!! (Popped spoilers on threads.) I almost did it on the Code Of Silence thread a minute ago as I am 5 episodes in on ITVX. I had to quickly delete my comment when I realised it was TV pace.

I didn't know what happened to Craig as I missed all the spoilers in the news. I also avoided this thread til I watched it today. 😆

You'd think his mum would rush back from Norfolk to the hospital, wouldn't you? Wonder how they're going to explain Beth's absence... 🤔

They just pretend parents no longer exist. Like Aggie, like Martin, at least Gail got a mention.

The actress clearly can’t appear if her contract is finished, so no doubt it will be explained that she’s too ill to come, or she’s caring for a sick relative. That’s what they usually do.

Poor Craig. Maybe he can be airlifted to Norfolk, Prince William could have done that if he was still an airlifter.

Whatever else Beth is she is good Mum. I doubt anything would stop her being with her Son at a time like this. You’d think they’d just find a new head for her at least

No head would be better than an unconvincing new head!

They could pretend she was around but had gone for a coffee, to have a shower, to see Bertie...

Don't think any relative could be sicker than her son at the moment! Just intrigued to see what they come up with...

Oh, have I missed an episode? Was it on again tonight?

Yes I agree - it would be more convincing than acting like she doesn’t exist.

I didn’t see the spoiler post, but can guess what it is from the following posts apologising for discussing it until it was confirmed!

Poor Craig, he was never going to make CID if he had to look at his acronyms every time he did something. The wound on his head looked nasty, but also old!

My ex was a policeman. They were supposed to be in the cars in pairs, but often weren’t due to shortages. And that was 20 years ago, it’s probably worse now. And we all know there are only three officers in Weatherfield…

No I don’t think so.

There are more than three. Jess has come back and we have the revolving cast of silent partners who appear in interviews.

I knew some of the acronyms just through watching TV shows, which is obviously the best way to train to be a detective

Can't get over after how many times Sarah has had intruders in her flat...
that she still walks in without checking if the door has closed 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️!

Where exactly was Craig attacked? When he was chasing Mick, they seemed to go down lots of little back roads, and end up in a dead end.

Yet when Maria found him, it seemed to be near the little park in front of the shops, where Mason died. I can't quite get the geography in my head

And has everyone forgotten about Beth? Even if she doesn't return to be at Craig's hospital bedside, you'd think someone would think about ringing her to let her know what's happened. Instead, all they're trying to do is contact Kirk - Craig's stepfather. Surely he can't be the only person on the street that has Beth's contact details?

I got got confused at the area as well.

I wasn't expecting the older daughter to be as old as she was

I thought they were both little ones .

Ah the daughters have finally been seen.

I could see Lou doing alright in the show without Mick. Can't stand him.

Why was lou buying nappies when she first came into it? None of them need nappies.

Ohh God ..Kirk and his rice 😂😂

So Sally and Tim have got the girls now ?

RIP Craig

Has Tim just kidnapped those girls, or did Lou off screen, ask him to look after them.

As. If when the medical team were trying to revive him they’d have all that lot gawping through the window.

Good make up on him though !

Bloody hell. Poor Craig. I guess the only good thing is that Mick will go down for life for murder. And noone will believe his truth about Kit.

Was she? I don't remember that! (Although, to be fair, I'm usually half Corrie-half doom scrolling, so I do tend to miss a lot!)