Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

DeeDee lives there.

That’s a good idea about George & Glenda taking on the Rovers!

I don't think it would be a good idea for George & Glenda to go into business together after all the upset when she found out about Archie's will.

Yes all very silly, how was she serving drinks if she was singing

Please tell Gary and Maria what happened Liam...

Why doesn’t Debbie just say she has dementia?

I love the Debster's pink fluffy cuffs

This programme has gone to hell

Who were in those photos? I couldn't work it out. Was it Mick and Lou, or Lou and Kit? Or Kit and Mick?

I wonder if one or other of them could have been a previous foster sibling of his, to explain their obvious past connection 🤔

Drunk Debbie is brilliant more please !

Why does every minor bump and scratch in soaps mean a visit to the GP or hospital?!

I couldn't work out who was in the photos either.
Debbie had me laughing. Giving her the dementia storyline is a mistake, she's too good to be written out, she's fantastic

Thought Roy might try and offer some work to Lauren, she did work for him till he sacked her.

I don't understand how Mick managed to beat Gary up like that. Gary of old was ex army proper head case who killed Rick Neelan. Up against Mick he looked like he'd never been in a fight in his life.

Maria could absolutely kick Mick's arse for what he did

I thought Roy would have her and Frankie live with him

Wasn't he in the army for about three weeks?

I seem remember him going to Afghanistan and then coming back about two days later - unlike poor Quinny

That’s what I thought.

I froze the TV - I think the photo booth pics were 2 x teenage lads, so Kit & Mick presumably.

Would it even be worth Lauren going to work. Would she be any better off than being on benefits. How much would it cost her to get Frankie looked after. Child care isn’t cheap and she can’t always rely on neighbors to have him, plus she has no family to help her out.

Because she’s in denial. Because people will treat her differently. Because she’s probably ashamed by having it at such a young age (not that she should be obviously) because she doesn’t want Ronnie to know and to stay with her out of sympathy and ruin his life looking after her. All manner of reasons

Yes. She’s meant to be a councillor, conveniently forgotten and where is Swain or our Craigy when needed.

also I thought Kit lived nearby but he had gone back to his original house which we haven’t seen for a while

He lives next to Sarah I think. What is Debbie’s brother up to? Is he going to fleece her? I’m really worried.

Yes I think he doesn't want anyone else knowing Debbie has dementia so he can fleece her. I'm guessing Abi has a fling with him, finds out what Carl is up to and Carl tells Kevin about the fling as some sort of tit for tat revenge for not being able to get the money.

Why is Liam in the Builders' Yard when he's sitting GCSEs? I assume he's doing more than the one English exam. I checked and he's 16 in July so he's not taking one early.

Was it definitely GCSEs or was it his mocks?