Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

She's got the ick.

I am also getting annoyed with how Julie is encouraging Todd to be with this Ken doll. 'Oooooooh love will conquer all!' I mean, he's known him just a few weeks - and sod breaking up a family eh, as long as Todd gets his end away with his fancyman! Good grief!

on Friday we will discover that Lauren's real dad is Shakin' Stevens

Yes please!

from The Waltzer 🤣

Nothing about the Todd storyline rings true. Julie is a bit ditzy but not that ditzy. And Sarah is encouraging it despite the fact that 20+ years ago Todd did to her what Theo is doing to his Mrs. And why is Todd suddenly in love with someone he has no chemistry with and who he barely knows. No one seems to give a damn about grieving Mrs Theo and Millie and Billy or whatever they are called.

No surprises there I suppose, take a serious issue and make it into a total joke. That's what Corrie is good at nowadays.

It was an absurd palaver that was hard to follow but only Kit said anything sensible.

I was disappointed in Danielle, thought she would have kicked off a bit more and she is bonkers taking Theo back.

He will banging on Todd's back door again soon enough.

I hope Danielle hangs around. Theo can head off somewhere to find himself. Todd should kick him into touch.
Sarah needs to watch herself, they might make her the new Gail.

I totally agree

Todd should be ashamed of himself. I usually like him but not this and why is he still living at home anyway

Perhaps Danielle can just drive by and shout insults at people

Was Julie suggesting that Todd get back with Theo or just optimistically saying he would find love in the more general sense?

Julie has been egging him on from the beginning hasn't she? Although I can't remember at what point she knew Theo was married and in the closet. Julie is less surprising than Sarah though, given Sarah's own experience with Todd. And Todd has just lost his mind.

They have absolutely raced through this storyline, it has had no time to breathe. I have no idea where it is going (hopefully in the bin).

Fair points

I find the very idea of lending your home out as a shag pad a tad odd and I do not even have a small child in mine.

Thod could at at least have taken it to the right and proper place for such things, which is obviously the Chariot Square Hotel

Is it me or is Brian going to become Nurse Brian and become Julie's carer and she is going to find out she isn't terminally ill and not be able to tell him yes dreadful storyline but this is Corrie

Why is everyone soooo invested in Todd/ Theo ?
Seriously everyone is sticking their beak in !

@zanahoria yes Debbie's sex hotel will be missing the custom. But then they couldn't have all the hilarious in-and-out-the-back-door scenes with everyone from Kit to Danielle bumping into them.🙄

I really hope Julie isn't seriously ill. The Todd farce is ok because Danielle keeps popping up unexpectedly, I like panto. I am missing Ryan.

I feel a bit let down by Danielle as she took Theo back so easily.

And why is Todd off the hook? Why is he not getting a drive by call out of 'Slag!'

She went in all guns blazing at Sarah

I see David’s back

No way was that a newborn baby crying in the pram. She was nearly talking!

Eileen has been going out with murderers and weirdos for decades, including one who moved his wife in.

She has lost fellahs to Gail and Janice.

Time to settle

Abi flirting up a storm!

For crying out loud. Hasn't Swain and Betsy's flooded home been repaired yet. Why are they still cuckooing at Carla's?

Abi just looks so ridiculous for the role as a rough diamond / backstreet mechanic / ex junkie . She has perfectly manicured painted nails , a face full of Botox and fillers , plumped lips and a perfect highlighted new smooth bob . The overalls are just a nod to the job !

I say the same.This is Corrie so what can you expect.

Yeah, it's all a bit daft isn't it? And as IF Ken doll's wife would have just acted like all was OK if her (cheating) husband ditches his gay lover. Come ONNNNNN!