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MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.

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Dillite2 · 09/04/2025 20:25

Petty bogans time!

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TitsInAbsentia · 11/04/2025 20:18

So in previous years we have been able to constantly laugh at the accusations of "I got a bad edit" but are we almost all in agreement that Elliot actually did in his first marriage?

murasaki · 11/04/2025 20:22

TitsInAbsentia · 11/04/2025 20:18

So in previous years we have been able to constantly laugh at the accusations of "I got a bad edit" but are we almost all in agreement that Elliot actually did in his first marriage?

Yes, he seems ok now.

Dillite2 · 11/04/2025 20:22

TitsInAbsentia · 11/04/2025 20:18

So in previous years we have been able to constantly laugh at the accusations of "I got a bad edit" but are we almost all in agreement that Elliot actually did in his first marriage?

Yep, he definitely got a bad edit. He still said those things, but I don't think they were as bad as everything was edited.

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Italiangreyhound · 11/04/2025 20:42

Worst ever swaps

Lauren gets Eliot!
Jamie gets Clint!
Dave gets Carina!
Jacqui gets Jeff
Paul gets Awhina!
Rhi gets Adrian!
Veronica gets Ryan

murasaki · 11/04/2025 21:32

Italiangreyhound · 11/04/2025 20:42

Worst ever swaps

Lauren gets Eliot!
Jamie gets Clint!
Dave gets Carina!
Jacqui gets Jeff
Paul gets Awhina!
Rhi gets Adrian!
Veronica gets Ryan

That would be great.

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:16

Back to loveless Loz- she probably found Eliot's decisiveness in leaving her to be ultra alpha which would've made her more attracted to him, despite saying he's not her usual type. (I mean, Eliot's everyone's type now..!)

And now, seeing him happy with the annoyingly gorgeous Veronica, and being stuck indoors with the simpering, pinny-wearing CLInt is sending her close to the edge. Which is an enjoyable watch as she deserves nothing less.

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:23

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:16

Back to loveless Loz- she probably found Eliot's decisiveness in leaving her to be ultra alpha which would've made her more attracted to him, despite saying he's not her usual type. (I mean, Eliot's everyone's type now..!)

And now, seeing him happy with the annoyingly gorgeous Veronica, and being stuck indoors with the simpering, pinny-wearing CLInt is sending her close to the edge. Which is an enjoyable watch as she deserves nothing less.

I did wonder if she thought him leaving was an alpha male move.

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:36

Yes, I think so for sure @murasaki (or maybe I'm projecting 😅)

Italiangreyhound · 11/04/2025 22:37

I don't get all this alpha thing. I cannot quite see who Lauren would want.

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:38

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:36

Yes, I think so for sure @murasaki (or maybe I'm projecting 😅)

So he made a decision, alpha, and then she saw him in his swim trunks looking fit and with someone else. She's mad about that.

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:43

Italiangreyhound · 11/04/2025 22:37

I don't get all this alpha thing. I cannot quite see who Lauren would want.

She seems to want someone who earns all the money, gives it to her, tells her to do all the cleaning and run the house, doesn't know what a dishcloth is and has no intention of using one and yet makes her feel empowered in being a housewife and lets her treat them like shit. I have luckily never met such a person.

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:44

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:38

So he made a decision, alpha, and then she saw him in his swim trunks looking fit and with someone else. She's mad about that.

Exactly that I reckon!

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:46

Also Eliot seemed to be getting on with the men, and she very much isn't with the girls, that will grind her gears too.

CrystalMighty · 11/04/2025 22:52

murasaki · 11/04/2025 22:46

Also Eliot seemed to be getting on with the men, and she very much isn't with the girls, that will grind her gears too.

Such a shame, poor thing

mewkins · 11/04/2025 23:04

FergoMcFergFace · 11/04/2025 17:29

I watched it twice (semi-saddo?) and I'd agree with that.

As an aside, I would love to see how much effort the others would be putting in if they'd been paired with Clint.

I can't understand how Clint was ever chosen for the show. He is very...bland.

murasaki · 11/04/2025 23:16

mewkins · 11/04/2025 23:04

I can't understand how Clint was ever chosen for the show. He is very...bland.

Agree, the only bit of a personality he's shown was being nasty on the retreat, other than that, totally bland.

JaneJeffer · 12/04/2025 00:56

Finally caught up.

I feel some sympathy for Lauren because she said she didn’t want to talk about anything but they kept on at her. She cried when Carina and Rhi followed her and then said she needed tampons for her eyeballs which was funny but the other group seemed to think they were laughing about them. Lauren is a strange one though but obviously comes from a strange family!

Adrian’s smile makes me want to punch him. Ugh I can’t stand him.

Why does Beth have green armpits? I’ve never seen anything like it.

JaneJeffer · 12/04/2025 01:06

I came across this today on a post about H&A back when Pippa got a new head. So now we can add boganized to our vocabulary.

MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans  boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.
FergoMcFergFace · 12/04/2025 07:12

mewkins · 11/04/2025 23:04

I can't understand how Clint was ever chosen for the show. He is very...bland.

🫰💵💰

Delatron · 12/04/2025 08:36

TitsInAbsentia · 11/04/2025 20:18

So in previous years we have been able to constantly laugh at the accusations of "I got a bad edit" but are we almost all in agreement that Elliot actually did in his first marriage?

I feel like I need to go back and watch. He definitely got a bad edit but I want to see it again with my new knowledge on them both..

GraveAndQuiet · 12/04/2025 09:05

Delatron · 12/04/2025 08:36

I feel like I need to go back and watch. He definitely got a bad edit but I want to see it again with my new knowledge on them both..

No. I still don't like him. Remember even from the Bucks he was boasting about how he would walk if he didn't get what he'd ordered.
And don't forget Lauren at that time, calling men Pussies- and that outrageous dynamic with her sister.

Xcellentaligat · 12/04/2025 09:14

It’s clear that Lauren is deeply unpleasant. She obviously thinks she’s completely above everyone else on the show, hence the derogatory name calling.

Jamie has her number, that’s for sure. Unfortunately the alcohol isn’t helping Jamie express her emotions in a rational manner. She evidently has a confrontational fight style and sadly she’s alienating some of the group, including I think the lovely Dave.

She is absolutely right about Lauren and I can feel her frustration. I hope the ixperts help with this I’m not holding my breath. Just show them all some of the footage. It won’t happen.

dapsnotplimsolls · 12/04/2025 10:28

mewkins · 11/04/2025 23:04

I can't understand how Clint was ever chosen for the show. He is very...bland.

Rich?

academicallyblonde · 12/04/2025 10:31

Hi. I haven’t posted on here before but have been really enjoying lurking and reading all your brilliant analysis.
My two pence worth on the remaining couples, for what it’s worth:

Elliot and Veronica - He’s learnt some interesting lessons through being matched with her for sure. They won’t stay together but maybe it’ll make him reflect on some of his unreasonable behaviour towards women in the past.

Jeff and Rhi - Love them. Though not the oldest, they are the only two “grown ups” in the experiment and the only two I can imagine myself wanting to spend time with outside the experiment.

Beth and Teejay - Beth seems cool but there’s something about Teejay that doesn’t quite ring true. I hope I’m wrong.

Jacqui and Ryan - In many ways, they are perfectly matched as they are both so strange. I definitely think Ryan is neurodiverse and also could possibly be gay. (Jacqui is just bonkers).

Awhina and Adrian - I think she’s learnt that she can’t expect too much from him so is just enjoying the (apparently amazing) sex while they’re on the show.

Carina and Paul - Carina is coming across as very weak and naive, which is a worry when she is matched with a man like Paul.

Jamie and Dave - Sadly, I think Jamie has put Dave off with all her shouting and screaming and conflict. For all his size and intimidating tattoos, I think he is genuinely a gentle guy who is just looking to get on with everyone.

Lauren and Clint - She is just vile, with no redeeming features. He is making himself look like an idiot by flogging a dead horse. I’m not quite sure why. He is obviously very proud and successful away from the show so maybe too proud to admit to the others that they are right about Lauren.

Phew! Sorry, that turned into a long one.

MyKingdomForACat · 12/04/2025 11:41

Loved the dinner party episode. Lauren is a manipulative narc. Those sort always make people argue. They throw in grenades then retreat. Look what she’s caused and how a successful man like Clint is backing her is beyond me. Dave looked totally bored with the whole thing when Jamie was still going on and on in the car on the way to the evening out. I think she’s got too comfortable with him too quickly and whilst she’s a nice girl who makes me laugh I can see it all being a bit overwhelming for him.
Just noticed Ryan’s tree trunk neck with the small head balanced on the top. The more people keep telling everyone how happy they are the less I tend to believe them. I think they say it to convince themselves. I don’t see any hope for Awhina and Mr Mumbling in my beard so badly I need subtitles. He showed who he was and what kind of family he comes from. Loving Elliot. Who knew! Glad he wasn’t stuck with the Ice Queen Lauren.

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