EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

The fare to Heathrow from east London is getting on for 100 pounds in some places ( Quick Look online )

Despite living right by the tube they get cabs (black and Kats] everywhere. I get really grumpy if I have to get a taxi somewhere 🤣

Pmsl at which airport going from

now we need Spencer to call kat sayinf he can’t get hold of alfie

I dip in and out so not sure what I’ve missed but wooooaaah! Zoe is back? But didn’t Stacey mention she was going to Lynne Slater when she went off for a break? Is Lynne supposedly in London too? Why does no one ever mention her? I think she was married to Garry Hobbs back in the day, who worked in the garage, but they split and she went off to live with Jean.
All very confusing.

I suppose that Alfie had a free cab with one of Kat’s people thinking about it, but do planes fly to Barcelona from Heathrow ? I always see it as more long haul from there and stansted / luton as short haul, but I suppose he had to make it sound plausible and my knowledge of airport routes these days isn’t great! 😂
Either way, his going to be found out as he isn’t where he said his going to. Many thousands of miles out in fact ! Does he even know where Zoe is staying ?
I think that Lynne and Gary split up.

A cab is not even quick, easier to get the tube and jump on the The Heathrow Express.

They always leave in cabs or arrive back to live in cabs!
Alfie looked like he didn’t want to leave. Dunno how Kat found the time to do his packing and the visa thing is annoying me too. Unless you can do it online these days ?

Promise, promise, promise this is not a 'spoiler', I wouldn't do that...but I wondered if the mention of Kat packing for him could be because she has added some sort of 'tracker' to his suitcase

Mighy be a tracker , or his phone may give him away ?
‘ Tommy , see if your dad is on the beach ‘ ! Or having a bbq ! Lol
Mum, Barcelona is in Spain isn’t it ?
( not spoilers, no idea how he’ll be found out )

Yes I think the script writers have conveniently forgotten that it was Tommy who located Alfie for Kat when he’d gone to that flat where Stacey was with Zoe.

The whole storyline with Zoe is annoying.
I think that Shane Ritchie was doing a tour and maybe this was the only way to write him out ?
It’s been badly thought out.

didn't Alfie ask how they tracked him down?

he could be wise to it

Alfie wise ! Never 😂
He might turn his phone off or lose it, but who knows ?

So is the plan he chases Zoe from bar to bar as the drinks tabs flash up on Stacey's phone?

Oh yes! Zoe ran off with Stacey’s details or her card didn’t she ?
I’ve never been, but Barcelona isn’t a small place , so he’ll be gone a while tracking her down !
She could be anywhere.

Alfie needs a ‘ burner phone’ maybe ? Not to be traced with his old one

There's a great metro system, but it all sounds very silly. And what if she takes out cash?

Stacey might know where Zoe was living before , but I’ve no idea.

I thought she was in ibiza before, but they know it's Barcelona as the flight costs popped up on the card app on Stacey's phone. Maybe.

Barcelona was mentioned by Stacey.
Id have thought the costas for any criminal activity she is involved with, but no idea what goes on in Barca !!

Amazed Stacey has a credit card. As usually they say how poor she was and couldn’t even buy food

now seems she has a card with a few thousand limit

Oh yes an apple tag

Heathrow by cab from east London is idiotic. It would take all day and cost about £100. They do realise that the Elizabeth line goes across now to Heathrow and would take less than an hour. But they’re not keen on bothering with the small details that annoy us

Maybe it's a business one for the bap van 🤣

And flights to oz are expensive, how could Alfie even pretend he was going?

Alfie’s rarely in the shop he’s supposed to manage. Who else works there?