EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Sharon and Kathy first met Zac at a funeral they went to ( not sure who had died )
Not sure if they were aware if Gavin had a son before , but Sharon and him are half siblings and he moved into the square with her after the funeral. Bit of a Jack the lad sort at first !

It was Gavins funeral .

Not much actual interaction with the invisible kids in the Slater household just sitting at the table drinking tea

I hope little Jimmy is OK, never guessed it would be that Lauren was worrying about.

Peter is such a poor partner to her, never supportive and weak as dishwater.

I thought it was going to be a tongue tie situation .

If Lauren is right she is fully entitled to prance like a tit in front of the judgy and useless Peter for all of eternity.

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Harvey gives me the ick…

also thought Kathy was still married to Rocky

So Zac’s going to take brainy Barny up North just in time to miss his gcse’s because he cares about his wellbeing so much !

I do believe that Kathy is still married to Rocky , but they will probably say she divorced him on the quiet or something if she decides to marry Harvey in the future.
They were not married for long before he went to prison.
I thought that about Barney’s GCSEs , best not to take him anywhere and ruin his life. Zac is such a plank.

I was wondering where Ricky is to help with Charli?
seems Lily is really on her own with her just now yet they go on about her missing school :(

Yes Ricky and grandad Jack why aren’t they involved ?

Jack disappeared to see his sister in Norfolk and been gone for weeks. No sign of Denise either.
Lily is pretty much on her own with it all atm

Stacey needs a kick up the arse

yes she has lost her loved partner but she has 4 kids who need her. 5 counting grandchild

jimmy is blind. Didn’t I say there would be some issue with her baby

so he drinks from a bottle as you put the teat in. But struggles with bf as he can’t find the nipple ?

Stacey is and always has been a selfish cow (Slater women tend to be like that, think Little Mo was the exception). Not even the thought of her granddaughter being taken into care makes a difference. Or her own mother's heartbreak.

She loved Martin so much she cheated on him with Kush, then when he got back with Ruby she decided she wanted him again after turning him down.

She’s an awful person. I’ve always thought so.

I am completely confused about what is happening to poor Whitney. Am I right in thinking she has fled to Inverness as the mother of Zac's other child want to kill her child?

They poured enough misery on her when she was in the show.

Tbh I’m a bit confused

she was living mikes away and yes Nicola said she wouid be in danger but not sure if it got glossed over where she went

I’m beginning to think that Eve is the best mum on the square, despite none of the kids being actually hers!

Not sure why they think that Nicola’s hence men couldn’t find out Whitney’s new address if she gets wind of where she is going to live. it’s never easy for any of them to keep secrets and they often overhear things constantly.
Nish got his men to beat up Eve’s mum ( who has since been forgotten) and he only knew the area where she lived ( roughly ) etc.
Anyway, it’s a ridiculous story and wouldn’t be a problem for Whitney and co if Zac keeps quiet.

Yes; poor Whitney , moved away for a new life and still involved in the square’s problems and potentially being threatened by the new Mitchell on the block.
Lauren is also turning into Whitney too with constant bad luck , bad decisions and a horrible family dynamic.
( and Pe ta , who is too much like his dad !)

We need a massive cull of pointless characters
I vote for
Harvey
All of the Jumpers (except possibly Nicola)
Zac
Vicki and family
Most of the teenagers
Jack and Denise
Howie
Felix
Jonny Sausage
Junior

Probably more but they are so dull I have forgotten about them

Also surely Ian isn't going to go along with Cindy? Peter and Lauren have forgiven him for not saying anything about Kathy being the one to hit Cindy.

Lauren only had a relapse because of Cindy giving her drugs

No spoilers.......