Great British Menu Thread 3 - When Harry Met Sally And We All Wanted What She Was Having…

[Sunbird24]

Here we go again!

I’m ready for the 2s. And as always bring back the midlands lot

Well that was painful!!

Ooh, that was harsh. Surprised especially that Jean's score was so low.

😎😎Tom telling it

Thats rubbish, even for Tom! Why a 7 when his only real criticism was the parfait was a bit cold and he’d put more mushroom powder in the bun!!

Me too - I thought he’d get an 8

Why Brussels sprouts with jerk fish

Transgender. Should be a clownfish (as they can actually change sex).

Well you can guess how I feel about his hero 😔

Brussels go really well with jerk!

With asparagus 😆

Well, the other Lord Kitchener drowned so I'm glad he hasn't inspired a fish dish.

Oh do they I can’t imagine it as I would never pair them. As Brussels are strong.

Gosh that bread looks good from eran

Could have done octopus - the pelagic argonaut octopus has a detachable penis.

I now have to delete my entire search history…

Doing Elizabeth David is very clever. Cheffy people will love it.

Yes, I now want to try Yemeni bread.

Not sure I fancy any of them, to be honest.

And is she going to add bread to everything??

Need a lot of imagination to call those lumps of bread feathers

I don't fancy monkfish and rum. At all.

That level of beige is not what I associate with the Notting Hill Carnival. The actual food is all wrong.

She should have got her male competitors to dress in carnival costumes! Bit more risque than a Florence Nightingale dress....

Yeah, opportunity for lots of colour, missed

Hmmmmm. Bad time keeping is not appreciated on a busy banquet kitchen!

That’s going to endear him…