Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

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The drama continues…

Or just melt it and spread it on pancakes! Shrove Tuesday not so far away…

I deffo don't see whoever wins this week getting their 'dessert' within sniffing distance of the banquet

Bet William Wilberforce would have loved a bit of Angel Delight if it was on offer. Do that, Ahmed.

And them Mars bars now are tiny. Shrinkflation or just profiting

Serve 'em vegetable soup for pudding and they'll be smashing all the windows.

That's a tiny pudding. Was William Wilberforce on the Hip and Thigh?

It looks nice enough, but also smaller than some of the pre-desserts!

I would want three of these to make a pudding

That is meagre

Do they know the banquet is a celebration

Oh no, Calum. No......

Ffs mushroom pudding

Oh my.
This sis just too mean

Ooh, Callum's does look very Brontë-ish. Just needs to be served by an aggressive ghost accompanied by a giant Pointer-type dog at its heels.

Why not a 10?

The fucking mushrooms, Andi.

Minal is waiting for her sugar windows to harden.

Don't know why but that sounds filthy.

How sad would you be for that as dessert?? Lovely as a starter, mind

Yep a starter not a pudding

Minal's looks so banquetworthy. What a shame it could be made by Heinz.

If someone gave me effectively a vegetable soup for pudding there would be a falling out!!

Does Minal's restaurant do puddings?

Yes.

Frankly, if an Indian restaurant doesn't have a Punky Penguin for dessert, is it even an Indian restaurant??

Andi - you can ask for great tasting food, and a sweet dessert

I think Minal is going sadly