Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

[Sunbird24]

The drama continues…

Here for it!

Joining you! How’s Ma Potter today?

Still not great. It's an awful dose that flu. She's back in bed

Evening

sorry for your mam ♥️

Ah no, lots of sympathies from here! There’s something going round at my work and I’m trying v hard to avoid it

Are we all on this thread?

I vaguely remember Scott but not his food.

Minal is female and a vegetarian. I already like her.

I'm pissed cos I managed to not bring anything home sick wise as far back as covid

Jinxed her already

Minal is brilliant. Eaten at her restaurant many times

Yay Michael

What is he wearing?

Is Michael expecting something to explode or is he off swimming after?

Postman outfit

'Sexy science teacher in moonboots. '

And that makes me like Callum.

Can you link it. Would like to see menu

I'm disappointed Michaels hair isn't particularly different to last year: the glasses are something else to be fair

I'd go for the former. He's met the bloke who maintains that dodgy ice-cream machine.

www.prashad.co.uk

Oh thanks

Practiced over 100 times? That’s showing up the chap from the other week who hadn’t practiced at all! Better get it right though…

Catherine Cookson? I am so here for this. For authenticity it should be served by a weeping scullery maid and her coal-mining older brother should come in halfway through the meal and thump one person at every table for getting her up the duff.

There was a massive chocolate train at the hotel I was at for Xmas. Alas they didn't let me eat it.

Can it be served by Kai from strictly in a waistcoat and flat cap with his shirtsleeves rolled up?

I'm liking this group a lot already.

Why do Captain Cook if you don't quite approve of him? Seems a bit odd.

Or maybe you could do a sandwich-based dish for him? (Too soon?)