Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

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The drama continues…

Oh dear, were those tears on Sally's face then or was it custard?

Custard

Gimme that piggy dish. Even with the celeryack

Charles Darwin! This had better be served by all the waiters dressed like an Evolution of Man poster.

Venison. Give to me also

Because Sally is my favourite I am choosing to believe that Robin Hood was a real person.

Massive feast. Yay 🙌🙌

Yay,I thought I was alone and talking to myself for a min!

Actually, Harry:

a) King John
b) The Sheriff of Nottingham
c) Guy of Gisbourne

Sally : 'Harry, your voice is sending me to sleep.'

Why does that Robin Hood sound like David Beckham?

That is like a monster spider

You're using the world's smallest tweezers because you're a chef on the telly and it's the rules.

I was thinking a mutated triffid

Looks great

Six weeks in and we are finally getting proper banquetworthiness.

Yes at last

A degree or 2 over medium rare...it wasn't!! Lovely tho

The presentation of the venison looks like the remains of an explorer whose been eaten by a polar bear.

I love it.

It great

I'm going to serve my Bisto in crystal goblets from now on.

Everyone seems to have dropped off the face of the mn earth tonight bar us three!!

It’s them bloody adverts potter. I hate them

Wow sally.

These 3 deserve to go through