MAFS Australia 2025 - Aus Pace

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it starts tonight doesn’t it? Where are we watching it? I used Daily Motion last season.

So exited 🤩

And Katie is in no way ready for a relationship. Her self esteem is in the toilet and she needs to sort herself out head out.

Tim was a total cunt but she’s a complete mess.

Like the American girl on it last year (or was it the year before?) who constantly said “I have a child!”

I’ve just finished the last half of episode 7. I’m starting to like Jacqui now.

I actually think Ryan might be autistic. My DD is and they honestly don't mean to be dicks sometimes. They just talk as they see things and don't see how it might be hurtful.

I'm not expert though. He might just be a complete dick

When is this showing on uk tv?

So glad to find a thread on this! I'm in Aus and watching my whole family is obsessed.

Totally agree with OPs Tim is a cunt but Katie is a mess analysis 😂. Katie is giving off increasing Kathy Bates in Misery vibes.

Ryan also unbelievably thick. Completely love Jackie's insistence that she was Miss NZ - not 💯 the truth, she was actually Miss NZ yachting or some such. She is also a delusional maniac.

I love them all - such terrific examples of modern life ❤️

Does anyone else struggle to understand Adrian? He seems to be slurring a lot (it's the same whether he's been drinking or not)

What is with all the fake crying from Jacqui????? I feel warrior man and his wife deserve each other.
Tim is utterly dreadful but I do think Katie despite having been dealt a poor hand is a bit of a misery wallower... Lauren at least held her high and bowed out with enormous dignity after the man boy tantrum.
Not holding a huge amount of hope for many happy ever afters.....

Well Jake just blew the whole lot up, didn't he? May as well have pulled out a gun and shot himself.

There's no coming back from that.

Just, for the love to God, dudes, put your wife first. Even if you're lying. If you like her AT ALL, don't humiliate her.

Jake, specifically, don't slag off all of the other women THEN put your wife 4th below someone you said is definitely not your type.

What was he thinking?!

This is a fucking bin fire.

Omg we’re obviously watching at the same time.

Jake is so unutterably unattractive he’s got a fucking nerve.

I didn't dislike him before this, but I went off him soooo fast.

The little sulk when she called him out because she was annoying him!

It's not hard. The ranking task is NOT a test of honesty. No one is going to do a lie detector test and expose the fact that you like some other wife's boobs.

It's a test of respect. Some show it (Billy) some don't (Ryan, Jake)

Is there no commitment ceremony this week?

I need to join so that I can rant about Jacqui. OMG she is absolutely in a class of her own, the narcissism is Off. The. Scale.
Huge kudos to Ryan who called her out perfectly for her self-aggrandising letter in the latest episode.
I do think the PP who suggested he may be neurodivergent could be right; whether he is or not, he absolutely pitched the response bang-on.
I may or may not have stalked her social media (clearly she doesn’t have a 1st Class degree in punctuation and grammar). And also her tat online jewellery business complete with many many bland motivational statements. The talent-spotters recruiting applications for this series must have thought all their birthdays had come at once when they landed on her digital footprint.
I don’t think I’ve had such a visceral response to any MAFS contestant ever.

Can people please remind me who Shitlid and PolPot are from last year 🤣

Just finished episode 1

Verdicts:
Lauren - awful. Horrible woman, and as someone who says she’d love to be a wife to some simpering brute why is she single at 37. Well matched with an awful man
Kate - love! She is Molly Ringwald! But also this year’s Polly looks and I’m guessing storyline wise
Girl who was spilling all the drinks - loved her.

Older guy - love
Elliot - not as shit hot as he thinks. Not even that good looking. What celebrity does he remind me of?? I can see an actor who’s just like him but can’t think of his name.

Lots of “Business owners” with very Instagramble businesses. Funny that

so they’ve paired people who look like brother and sister again

I also think the Paul and Carina thing is staged. It was bound to happen they’ve run out of ideas.

Adam and Polly from the last UK season

Yes, very much. I also just don't like him. He seems like an arsehole, he's just putting on a nice show at the moment to get in her pants.

Adrian definitely has a speech problem. Jacqui totally overrates her physical attractiveness.

Jacqui doesn't seem real. She's like a persona. She has put a short online Harvard course on her CV which tells you everything you need to know about her inflated sense of accomplishment.

From what I can see, she is a recruitment consultant. Not a lawyer or a financial expert in any sense.

Having said that, she and Ryan deserve one another. Both a pair of absolute pillocks.

Think it will be Sunday

Yes! I'm just catching up on the latest ep and so grateful for the subtitles because I am struggling 😅

Adrian is doing my head in. He has double standards, refusing to do tasks, doesn't want a woman with a kid (which would be fine if he actually was clear about that, but gives her just enough hope to keep her hanging on and then yanks it back) and the inane grinning. I also find him very difficult to understand, a combination of mumbling and fake teeth.
I think she needs to call it quits because apart from them fancying each other there isn't much there.

Just watching episode 2

I have Parent Envy with Katie’s amazing parents!

But WTF is this dope they’ve put her with? He’s like a poor man’s Mr Bates from Downton Abbey but without the charm. The nice guy act lasted about 10 second.

WHY WHY WHY do they continue year after year to lump these fuckwits with amazing women who don’t look like super models but are still stunning inside and out. And the fuckwits have the nerve to think they can do better. Lucinda last year deserved the world and she got an emotionally stunted pot bellied bellend. Same for Katie