how old is Elma? Are we sure she’s not 14? It’s embarrassing a woman her age carrying on like that. She”ll have a real shock when she gets out and sees how her behaviour has gone down. And Sammy sticking up for that!? He’s almost as bad, super jealous of Curtis. Not really sure why, but he’s been digging at him for days - Curtis is indeed a complete fanny, but can only think that Sammy suspects he’s top dog: he’s saying to Curtis you keep messing up, but when repeatedly asked can still only come up with one lone (lame by LI standards) incident that he’s banged on about for what feels like weeks (but can’t really be as I think he was a ‘bombshell’ blow in). He thinks we can’t see through that? The guy is dim. Elma and Sammy are awful inside and out. They should take their turkey teeth and shrieking and babe and leave.
p.s. That was a rant, but obviously not super serious. I always accept that the all stars series is purely for losers and those in it for the clout (that couldn’t have been made clearer by the producers than by bringing back a last seasons couple]. And the last week is always super boring, and there isn’t anyone I want to win, right now, but please god let this be the last all stars. People heading towards 40 should never be sat round a fire pit, screeching while sober, playing snogging and sex truth games.